Yes, there are Kmart shoppers even in LM
Annoying asshat who thinks he can show me my "true" nature - know what? If I was ever to bottom, it wouldn't be to a smarmy, obtuse, TDM like you.
Oh, you're a big Dom, eh? Then why are your legs shaved? Judging from the size of your massive gut, I'm guessing you're not a cyclist or a swimmer who is tapering for training. Methinks that the toys you're buying aren't for an imaginary 5'3, 110 pound submissive you say you've got panting after you...I don't think they wear an XL size.
No, asking if it's free if it has no tag on is isn't funny. Or original. Does that EVER work? (yep, I asked him that)
No, asking if it's on sale - JUST FOR YOU - isn't funny. Or original. Does that one ever work, either? (Yep, asked him that, too)
Do you hear yourself, or is it being filtered through an "I'm so witty and cool" filter in your head?
You spent $60, and apparently wanted me to be impressed with that amount, while you had to rummage past all the other crap in your hundred year old, Kmart special velcro wallet. Did you happen to notice the woman who I rang up right before you? She spent almost $300 without batting an eye, PLUS she got a discount that she didn't ask for. Kinda makes your little dick shrivel up even more, huh?
You're an overweight, balding man who is over-confident and arrogant - and from what I can see, you have no cause to feel that either is appropriate for you.
Idiot didn't even catch on when I was making fun of him to another customer - I love my job.
Oh, you're a big Dom, eh? Then why are your legs shaved? Judging from the size of your massive gut, I'm guessing you're not a cyclist or a swimmer who is tapering for training. Methinks that the toys you're buying aren't for an imaginary 5'3, 110 pound submissive you say you've got panting after you...I don't think they wear an XL size.
No, asking if it's free if it has no tag on is isn't funny. Or original. Does that EVER work? (yep, I asked him that)
No, asking if it's on sale - JUST FOR YOU - isn't funny. Or original. Does that one ever work, either? (Yep, asked him that, too)
Do you hear yourself, or is it being filtered through an "I'm so witty and cool" filter in your head?
You spent $60, and apparently wanted me to be impressed with that amount, while you had to rummage past all the other crap in your hundred year old, Kmart special velcro wallet. Did you happen to notice the woman who I rang up right before you? She spent almost $300 without batting an eye, PLUS she got a discount that she didn't ask for. Kinda makes your little dick shrivel up even more, huh?
You're an overweight, balding man who is over-confident and arrogant - and from what I can see, you have no cause to feel that either is appropriate for you.
Idiot didn't even catch on when I was making fun of him to another customer - I love my job.