Black Friday
Why do people do this to themselves? The insanity that I witnessed today was more horrible than anyone could ever imagine. I was pushed, crushed, cursed at, and assaulted, and that was just to get to the rack containing the sales flyers. I had to fight some car that looked like Christine for the teeniest parking space imaginable, cause some rat bastard with an SUV took up almost two spots. All the stuff that I wanted was already gone, because I decided to sleep in and didn't start actually shopping till 7 am. What is wrong with this picture? Are the sales really worth it...?