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[whythesparkles]

My dearest Countshire.

If you do not wish for me to use pick-up lines (as illustrated below in that charming post by the lovely Isabella) then what exactly would you suggest I use?

Hugs and kisses,

Matty.

Comments

[didelicious]

I thought they were super cute!!

[whythesparkles]

uh ok.

[ghosthunted]

...are you mad?

[whythesparkles]

you more or less humiliatrd me in front of the entire school

bvut, i'm not.

i don't really care anymore.

[ghosthunted]

That wasn't what I was trying to do... It was the only way I could think of to show you that girls didn't respond well to the lines and you didn't have to jump into the post, you know. Then whoever I was asking about could have stayed anonymous.

[whythesparkles]

Uuuum with all the times i say them on campus how was it not going to come out/

[fierypetal]

why dont you just try being friends?

[whythesparkles]

[fierypetal]

..i mean
uhhh idk, i dont think "meaningful" relationships pop up from scores you might get with bad pick up lines, tho.

maybe cool it? having one g/f isnt that important

[whythesparkles]

they did before

yeah. maybe three or foru

[drinkacupoftea]

Flowers? A card? A trip to Disneyland in Paris?

[whythesparkles]

gettin flowers from someone you don't know can be creepy

[drinkacupoftea]

How about a smile then?

[whythesparkles]

i got thrown out of a diner once

smiling at the waitress

she said my smile was disturbving and would forev3er huant her nightmares