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[whythesparkles]

My dearest Countshire.

If you do not wish for me to use pick-up lines (as illustrated below in that charming post by the lovely Isabella) then what exactly would you suggest I use?

Hugs and kisses,

Matty.

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[ghosthunted]

...are you mad?

[whythesparkles]

you more or less humiliatrd me in front of the entire school

bvut, i'm not.

i don't really care anymore.

[ghosthunted]

That wasn't what I was trying to do... It was the only way I could think of to show you that girls didn't respond well to the lines and you didn't have to jump into the post, you know. Then whoever I was asking about could have stayed anonymous.

[whythesparkles]

Uuuum with all the times i say them on campus how was it not going to come out/

[ghosthunted]

...you've actually said them to girls on campus?

[whythesparkles]

uuuuuuuuh yeah

[ghosthunted]

...Matty...

[whythesparkles]

what?

[ghosthunted]

I didn't know that. I just thought those were lines you tried on girls off-campus.

[whythesparkles]

...no...

[ghosthunted]

Oh...

Let me try to make it up to you for the unintentional public humiliation?

[whythesparkles]

how?

[ghosthunted]

I'm... not sure.

You choose.

[whythesparkles]

like i said, don't care anymore
water under the brige

whatever

[ghosthunted]

But I feel bad...

At least let me buy you dinner or something?

[whythesparkles]

it's okay

kinda busy right now

lucas is sad, so i'm trying to cook him stuff to make him feel better