Kitchen auntie doesn't love me any more.

[nil_peros]

Wanted: One sugermama

• Must feel comfortable making sandwiches for cute young men.
• And occasionally make them picnics for when they want to go frolicking in the fields with their friends.
• Must be over 16 and able to make sure I never have to work again.
• In return, you get one student, slightly used. Handle with care.

I can't wait for the offers to

Comments

[stageillusion]

You forgot to list an offering price! That might get them rolling faster, if you're lucky.

[nil_peros]

Price?

[stageillusion]

Well when someone has a sugarmama, the sugarmama usually gets something in return for all the hard labor. What're you offering? Like that.

[nil_peros]

Ah.

[thamesdaughter]

...this had better be a joke...

[nil_peros]

Not offering?

[thamesdaughter]

Why can't you make a sandwich yourself?

[nil_peros]

Laziness, mostly.

[apresbondie]

Kitchen auntie?

[nil_peros]

One of the cooks. We had an understanding.

[apresbondie]

How old are you?

[nil_peros]

Irrelevant.

[tx_x]

Um, well... I'm planning on making some for tomorrow's lunch, so if you live in Freyr I could leave it in the kitchen for you...?

[nil_peros]

Loki, uncle.

[tx_x]

Um... If you want to pick it up, I could leave it but it makes more sense for you to make your own in that case, huh?

[nil_peros]

Took some from Hunter.

[oneofthreepaths]

Hahaha, you're so cute, cutie~

[nil_peros]

Thank you.

[oneofthreepaths]

So did you find a sugar mama yet~?

[nil_peros]

Hunter and uncle Damien are my new sugardaddies, it seems.