Kitchen auntie doesn't love me any more.

[nil_peros]

Wanted: One sugermama

• Must feel comfortable making sandwiches for cute young men.
• And occasionally make them picnics for when they want to go frolicking in the fields with their friends.
• Must be over 16 and able to make sure I never have to work again.
• In return, you get one student, slightly used. Handle with care.

I can't wait for the offers to come rolling in.