Music Meme

Nov 11, 2011 20:59

This was stolen from timelord1 and onabearskinrug

1. Open up your music player. Hit shuffle.
2.Record the first few lines of the first thirty songs that come up that do not give away the name of the song. Skip instrumentals, but don't skip the embarrassing ones.
3. Make hapless LJ denizens guess the song names and artists. Google is cheating. For musical songs, the name
of the musical is acceptable in place of the artist.
4. Least hapless LJ denizen wins admiration. That's right, just like a lobbyist in budget season, the points don't matter.

1)Came in last night,
At half past ten, 
That baby of mine wouldn't let me in.
So, move it on over.

2)He had a cheeseburger in one hand,
French fries propped up in the seat,
And to make the scene complete,
He was searchin' for a pen and paper...

3)She clear cut taxes in Alaska,
Like Paul Bunyan in a Forest,
Kung fu-ed corruption,
Like some lady Chuck Norris.

4)Kaw-liga was a wooden indian,
Standin' in the door,
He fell in love with in Indian maid,
Over in the antique store.

5)I can settle down,
And be doin' just fine,
'til I hear an old freight,
rollin' down the line.

6)Well if you've been a married Woman,
And things didn't seem to work out...

7)(Phone Call)
If you're thinkin; 'bout illeagle immigration,
Be careful when you're choosin' the nation,
Because breakin' the law in some countries
Is frowned upon.

8)(New Coverage)
Here he comes, 
There he goes,
And, he ain't wearin' no clothes.

9) At a rollette table on a river boat,
With vermin 'round shoulders,
And, diamonds 'round her throat,
She laided a wad of money on 7/7
And, let it roll.

10)Weary Blues from waitin'
Lord I've been waitin' too long,
These blues have got me cryin'
Oh Sweet mama, please come home.

11)There's a wreath on the door,
She don't live here no more,
As of today, she flew home, 
And we've all gathered here in here,
In sorrow and tears,
I won't be the same with her gone.

12) My life is likened to a Bargain store,
And I may have just what you're looking for,
If you don't mind the fact the merchandise is used,
With a little mending it would be as good as new.

13) Itemize the things you covet,
As you squander through your life,
Bigger cars, bigger houses, term insurance for your wife

14) I remember a time, 
When the bloom was on the cotton,
When Our hearts chased the clouds, 
Like the swallow in the wind.

15) Down town tonight,
 I saw an old friend,
Someone I used to take comfort from,
 Long before I met you.

16) On the wings of a snow white dove,
He sends his pure sweet love,
A sign from above,
On the wings of a dove.

17)*Blushing*
Well you're on the wrong side of the American voter,
All you RINO's, Liberal, Middle of the Roaders,
You're so out of touchm
No clue what we're all about,
Hey, America What you say?
Let's throw the Bums out.

18) I went down to the river,
To watch the fish swim by,
But, I got to the river, so lonesome I wanted to die,
Oh, lord,
And then I jumped in the river, but the doggone river was dry.

19) Well the skies are blue with one white line,
Some some rich guy doin' some first class flyin'
From a place I've never been,
Too a place that I'll never go.

20) When I'm at home workin' 
And a slavin' this way,
You're out-a mis-behavin'
Spendin' all of your pay on...
Wine...Woman and Song.

21) You're window shoppin'
Just window shoppin'
You're only looking around.

22) Feelins just lead us on,
Til we know, where we're goin;
Mmhhmmm

23) Please help me I'm fallin'
In love with you,
Close the door to temptation,
don't let me walk through.

24) Everybody's goin' out, 
havin' fun,
I guess I'm just a fool for stayin home,
and havin' none.

25) Now you're lookin' at a man, 
Whose getting kinda mad,
I had a lot to love, but it's all been bad,
Not matter how struggle and Strive, 
I'll never get out of this world alive.

26)Well when I woke up this mornin'
There was a note upon my door,
Said "Don't make me no coffee babe,
'Cause I won't be home no more."

27) If you loved me half as much as I loved you,
You wouldn't worry me, 
Half as much as I loved you,
You wouldn't worry me,
Half as much as you do.

28) Some people stand by,
While others stand tall,
Some stand in the breach,
Some stand behind the wall,
Some stand and cheer for a stick and a ball,
Some stand for nothing at all.

29) I'm a rollin' stone,
All alone and lost,
for a life of sin I have paid the cost,
When I pass by all the people say,
"just another guy, on the lost highway."

30) Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jo-leeeen,
I'm beggin' of you please don't take my man,
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jo-leeeen,
Please don't take him just because you can.

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