My Favourite Sweatpants Dick

[countingcr0ws]

Title: My Favourite Sweatpants Dick
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: PG
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, College!AU, Fluff, Frottage, Happy, Romance
Warning: Sweatpants dick only happens like in the fourth last page of the story. It's quite a respectable fic, to be honest.
Summary: Inspired by sweatpants dick from The Feeling of Your Skin

Comments

[db5k]

this is a very entertaining fic, i must say. i was smiling and giggling like a crazy person almost the whole time i was reading. but now i need me some smexy yunjae smut. Dx lol

(your tags again i can't. OTL XD)

[countingcr0ws]

/cries into your shoulder. THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING, MY GOD. I'm training up an excel boner and it's really painful like trying to make it look pretty and stuff and making it really cool and liking my work but it hurtsssss, and I kept checking back like did anybody leave a comment, do I get to play with anyone yet and stuff and yessss, bless you, BLESS YOU FOR PLAYING WITH ME, /CRIES ALL OVER YOUR SHIRT. OHHHHHH. Did I mention that I switched tables at work and now my misdeeds are open for the world to see, life is scary, help. And hahhahahahahahaha, I'm not good with sex, bless you, lol. I was so proud of myself when I created the no sex as usual tag, like /sprinkles holy water on self. I am all holy. /sprinkles hole water on you, watches impassively as you shriek. May the Lord be on your side, looooooool. Anyway, I'm glad that you liked it! I was literally forcing myself to complete the fic so when I finished it I was like gee, this is... /shifty eyes. I hope this is okay, /awkward hands /twitch twitch

[db5k]

can i just be honest here like, i don't usually say stuff like this... but i just gotta say, getting to talk to you through these tiny conversations in the comments section of your fics has been -for lack of a better word- nice. idk, you're just so full of life and you've got so much to say! when i read your reply to the comment i posted on your other recent fic and this reply too i just...... ;; on both occasions, you'd brought a smile to my face (so cheesy, man. idek oh god 😂). you're really just so lively and reading the things you say lightens up my mood every time. i wish to be like you ;u; anygay, keep up the good work with the writing and never change! i love your personality /winks xD

[countingcr0ws]

omy gosh, you dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DICKKKKKKK!!!!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FRIGHTENED I WAS WHEN I READ THE BEGINNING OF YOUR COMMENT??? I WAS LIKE OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, WAS THE FIC LIKE REALLY BAD AND YOU WERE ADMITTING BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T USUALLY GO LIKE 1. "WOW, YOUR FIC SUCKS, LOL." ANOTHER POSSIBILITY I WAS ENTERTAINING WAS ALSO LIKE SHIT, NOW MY WAYWARD FINGERS HAS GOTTEN ME INTO TROUBLE FOR REAL AND YOU WERE PROBABLY GOING TO BE LIKE 2. "WOW, I DON'T USUALLY SAY THIS BUT YOU'RE HECK RUDE????" MY HEART WAS LITERALLY LIKE BEATING THE SHIT OUT. YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU'RE REALLY REALLY KEYED UP OR FRIGHTENED AND YOU CAN LITERALLY FEEL YOU LITTLE RABBIT HEART IN YOUR LION'S CHEST?? I WAS LITERALLY LIKE SCARED AND RIVETED, OMGGGGG, /PUSHES YOU INTO THE RIVER, SERIOUSLY, MY GOSH. /FANS SELF

[db5k]

i don't really know what to say tbh our lives are quite different but i really think i'm a pretty shitty person too. like, i always think what i have isn't enough. i deserve better. why are my siblings getting this and that and why am i only getting this in life, a lot of my grades were better than theirs! but then i think as a person i don't even do anything to deserve or be worthy of those things i want. but i'm like fuck this shit i still want em. and sometimes i feel like i'm such an ass because even if i don't say shit out loud, i am just so judgemental. like i feel like i'm so much better than a lot of people but i'm probably really not. maybe i'm just doing this to make myself feel better because #insecurities. but anyway, i'm still very very young (that's not an excuse tbh😂) and i'm a confused kid. let me drown in my depression+self pity party and just let me continue being an ungrateful and judgemental person for now. hahaha sorry if i'm just not making sense and if everything i said feels like it's totally unrelated to what

[countingcr0ws]

sorry for the late reply. but anyway, i agree that you age isn't an excuse but i also think that age gives you a certain right to be bratty if you're young, at least. i think at my old assed age where i'm going out to work and stuff i don't have the right to look down on others and stuff like it wouldn't bring me far. ultimately i think that you should still have a certain human empathy and to knock yourself down a few pegs with the understanding that if your story is special then so are others and if you didn't come to where you are easily, neither did people and they're not any less than you, idk. and i think about your siblings that's a pretty normal thing and i think you sound like an older sibling and from an older sibling perspective, i've never been particularly jealous of my younger siblings like maybe because our age difference is pretty big, idk so i mostly want them to know what i've learnt, idk, i'm fucking old sometimes, i speak on the assumption that you're younger than me, what. but i think that wanting more when you'