Luck of the Draw
I've gone 35+ years without any injury that required stitches. The baby made it less than 10 months. That's how it goes, I guess. Either that, or we're terrible parents. It's definitely 1 of the 2. He fell onto a toy cow yesterday with pointy horns. One of the horns gave him a cut on his cheek, which required 1 stitch. Well, chicks dig scars, right?
The injury didn't bother him at all. But, he really hated getting the stitch. It was funny listening to the doctor jump into a big explanation of all of the reasons why we shouldn't use anesthesia when we hadn't suggested using anesthesia. I guess he gets that a lot. "It's literally 1 stitch. You have to inject him to give him the anesthesia, so, he's getting poked once in either case." Yeah, I get it.
They put a band-aid over the stitch to protect it. I'm surprised that he doesn't pull at the band-aid. It's hard to tell if he even knows that it's there.
Oh and I guess I should resolve the baby's name. I leaked that I was going to use Littletorque and several people started calling him that. Upon further reflection, I decided that Maximumtorque probably fits him better. And it fits better with the naming convention. And Littletorque is too dopey.
The minister of public relations has been sacked.
The injury didn't bother him at all. But, he really hated getting the stitch. It was funny listening to the doctor jump into a big explanation of all of the reasons why we shouldn't use anesthesia when we hadn't suggested using anesthesia. I guess he gets that a lot. "It's literally 1 stitch. You have to inject him to give him the anesthesia, so, he's getting poked once in either case." Yeah, I get it.
They put a band-aid over the stitch to protect it. I'm surprised that he doesn't pull at the band-aid. It's hard to tell if he even knows that it's there.
Oh and I guess I should resolve the baby's name. I leaked that I was going to use Littletorque and several people started calling him that. Upon further reflection, I decided that Maximumtorque probably fits him better. And it fits better with the naming convention. And Littletorque is too dopey.
The minister of public relations has been sacked.