I disgusted the girl who introduced me to the Murderdolls with talk of my zombie porn (both the attempt and what didn't happen). They sing four songs about necrophilia, "But," she says, "not in that much detail ( Read more... )

Title: Vacation in Hell ( Read more... )

It might have been 40 degrees, but it felt warmer. I walked in the sun in a t-shirt and hoped they'd let the kids play outside at work. I talked to Matt while waiting for my ride.

Today, my friends, was kite weather.

In honor of kite weather, I will unleash my rough story. My zombie kite story.

SCORE!

( It's a tale of friends. Of lovers. And, best of all, of zombies in costume! )

"and comics make it better" was too long to fit in there.

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This? Is the best Christmas story. EvahThe twenty-five million dollar question (which looks like this all written out for those of us who will never see that many zeros in all of our lives combined: $25,000,000) isn't where's Osama (except it is), it's why the hell does my head hurt ( Read more... )