Meme! I don't know whether to roffle or sadface
A meme, created by colin_chaotic:
Go to the category page on Overheard Everywhere. Find your area (state, country, university, etc) under 'Places', and post a few (1-5) quotes that you think exemplify the area.
Dude: What are some words that rhyme with 'chicken'?
Chick: Frickin', lickin', hair.
Dude: 'Hair' doesn't rhyme with 'chicken'!
Chick: Yeah, it does -- chicken, hair; chicken, hair.
Dude: Yeah, I guess it kind of does.
Employee: Did you know it is impossible to stuff three ounces of hamburger in half of a mouse? I tried for, like, 10 minutes. --Apparently overheard at a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center
Girl in front: Hey! I can shoot a cat as well as the next girl!
Chick: Hey, want some pizza?
Hobo: Sure!
Chick: It's cold, but it's still pizza.
Hobo: What?! Cold pizza? Who eats cold pizza? I ain't never heard anything like that in my life. No, I don't want any of your crack-ass pizza.
Chick: Hey, you're homeless! You're not supposed to be picky.
Hobo: I bet you have a tight pussy.
Bimbette #1: I would love to be a fireman! You work, like, three days a week, and when you're there you can just, like, sit and watch the news until the fire alarm goes off!
Bimbette #2: Yeah, but you'd have to watch people's houses burn down.
Bimbette #1: Yeah... That'd be, like, really depressing.
Now that I know about Overheard Everywhere I'll have to remember some of the cracked out shit people say on the bus--especially buses in and out of campus. The ones that are up there for Minnesota are kind of lame. We have just as many stupid people as anywhere else, dammit!
ETA: simmysim drew a seriously awesome Kid Flash cover Impulse...Boy of the Future! that I think is wonderfully adorkable and geektastic. Fangirls should check it out.
Go to the category page on Overheard Everywhere. Find your area (state, country, university, etc) under 'Places', and post a few (1-5) quotes that you think exemplify the area.
Dude: What are some words that rhyme with 'chicken'?
Chick: Frickin', lickin', hair.
Dude: 'Hair' doesn't rhyme with 'chicken'!
Chick: Yeah, it does -- chicken, hair; chicken, hair.
Dude: Yeah, I guess it kind of does.
Employee: Did you know it is impossible to stuff three ounces of hamburger in half of a mouse? I tried for, like, 10 minutes. --Apparently overheard at a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center
Girl in front: Hey! I can shoot a cat as well as the next girl!
Chick: Hey, want some pizza?
Hobo: Sure!
Chick: It's cold, but it's still pizza.
Hobo: What?! Cold pizza? Who eats cold pizza? I ain't never heard anything like that in my life. No, I don't want any of your crack-ass pizza.
Chick: Hey, you're homeless! You're not supposed to be picky.
Hobo: I bet you have a tight pussy.
Bimbette #1: I would love to be a fireman! You work, like, three days a week, and when you're there you can just, like, sit and watch the news until the fire alarm goes off!
Bimbette #2: Yeah, but you'd have to watch people's houses burn down.
Bimbette #1: Yeah... That'd be, like, really depressing.
Now that I know about Overheard Everywhere I'll have to remember some of the cracked out shit people say on the bus--especially buses in and out of campus. The ones that are up there for Minnesota are kind of lame. We have just as many stupid people as anywhere else, dammit!
ETA: simmysim drew a seriously awesome Kid Flash cover Impulse...Boy of the Future! that I think is wonderfully adorkable and geektastic. Fangirls should check it out.