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Wally thinks Elfyourself.com is a truly hilarious website.
Don't you just love the way Batman shimmies? Jazz hands!
I love the way the screaming Wally shakes what the maker gave him XP
The "Hard" thing is totally accidental and completely hilarious.
Guitar hero!
From victoria_wayne's scans.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I broke aukestrel's X-Box (-12 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole huggscancer's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-994 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday ill_fxxker and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I pulled smithyfic's hair (-5 points). In November I stole fuck_the_band's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for goodbyemyfancy (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (14 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I helped adnara see the light (8 points). In September I turned num_1_pimmy_fan in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I gave julietangel a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week sleepless and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I gave colin_chaotic a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1072 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, vedakai (-5000 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I pushed sarahjanesmithy in the mud (-17 points). In September I turned fromyesterday in for farting in church (3 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pulled peddlerwoman's hair (-5 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dragonessasmith (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I gave num_1_pimmy_fan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I gave mysticsoblivion a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3991 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave countversutia a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I gave aukestrel a kidney (1000 points). In February emperor_icons and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I stole emptypoet21's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (972 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
I'm done now, really.
Don't you just love the way Batman shimmies? Jazz hands!
I love the way the screaming Wally shakes what the maker gave him XP
The "Hard" thing is totally accidental and completely hilarious.
Guitar hero!
From victoria_wayne's scans.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). In August I broke aukestrel's X-Box (-12 points). In November I caught a purse-snatcher who stole huggscancer's purse (30 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-994 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday ill_fxxker and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Thursday I pulled smithyfic's hair (-5 points). In November I stole fuck_the_band's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for goodbyemyfancy (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (14 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I helped adnara see the light (8 points). In September I turned num_1_pimmy_fan in for eating carbs (3 points). In March I gave julietangel a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week sleepless and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Monday I gave colin_chaotic a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1072 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, vedakai (-5000 points). Last month I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In August I pushed sarahjanesmithy in the mud (-17 points). In September I turned fromyesterday in for farting in church (3 points). In June I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5028 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pulled peddlerwoman's hair (-5 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dragonessasmith (-5000 points). Last Monday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I gave num_1_pimmy_fan a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I gave mysticsoblivion a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3991 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave countversutia a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Monday I gave aukestrel a kidney (1000 points). In February emperor_icons and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last week I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I stole emptypoet21's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (972 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
counterfeitcoin
I'm done now, really.