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countblastula

My Vietnamese New Year's Resolutions

Feb 01, 2006 13:14

#1. I hereby banish the word "The", in context with an adjective or a person's name. It is no longer funny. Replacing it with the even more loathsome "Teh" will earn you twice as much of a beating ( Read more... )

gripes, madlibs, time travel

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justbluemyself February 1 2006, 21:45:29 UTC

Once upon a time, after litter-box cleaning practice, a motion was made to pack 5 or 6 of us into emolame's artichoke and drive towards hot nude llamas. Loud unsightly prejudice indicated a fire alarm, which emolame thought a trip to the gas club air pump would infuriate. When we arrived, the tire was shredded into thousands of tiny gardens, melted into a liquid and sifted off the wheel. There was no known spare tire and the gas station people wouldn't dream of lambasting us, so emolame decided to call Triple X. Just at that moment , bohemianslacker discovered a spare tire in the baby, however we still needed a rifle and a cannibalistic governator. Luckily for us, a couple of transvestite missionaries were either hitting on or trying to convert other K-Mart customers and they happened to have the necessary halitosis. Not only that, but one of them actually changed the tire for us while the other one played a selection of urban vomit hits on the xylophone with opheliafloats accompanying on radiator.

emolame's soul was saved, the rest of us made it to the coffee grounds and a good time was had by all except for zimbra1006 who was at my calendar for 4 hours wondering "What About Bob?"

countblastula February 1 2006, 21:48:06 UTC

Excellent! Much better than the original version. From now on you will write all my journal entries for me.

justbluemyself February 1 2006, 21:50:30 UTC

Fabulous! I was inspired by a stinky kitty litter-box, the DVDs sitting in front of me, and the stupid fire alarm outside that keeps going off (though no one seems at all concerned about it, including me).

goldenmoonbear February 1 2006, 21:49:11 UTC

There is nothing better than hot nude llamas!

justbluemyself February 1 2006, 21:51:41 UTC

Sadly, there is nothing that cool where I live. That's why I go to San Francisco so often.

goldenmoonbear February 1 2006, 21:55:34 UTC

Dude I've never seen no llamas in San Francisco. Around here and in Marin though, llamas ahoy! I really want a llama...

justbluemyself February 1 2006, 21:57:22 UTC

I know someone who is getting rid of some llamas. You got somewhere to keep them? I hook you up.

countblastula February 1 2006, 21:58:14 UTC

Please don't offer her llamas.

justbluemyself February 1 2006, 21:59:20 UTC

goldenmoonbear February 1 2006, 21:59:41 UTC

ME WANT LLAMAS!!!!

Me keep llamas um...in my...ummmmmmm...bathroom?

justbluemyself February 1 2006, 22:12:52 UTC

I can vouch for neither the hotness nor the nudity of these llamas.

I realize there are no llamas in this icon.

vovat February 2 2006, 19:41:28 UTC

Hmm, I don't know that I've ever seen a llama wearing clothes. But then, I haven't seen that many.

I DO know from Sesame Street that llamas require regular dental checkups.

justbluemyself February 2 2006, 21:32:06 UTC

Me and my llama. Me and my llama. Going to the dentist todaaaaay....

vovat February 3 2006, 04:51:14 UTC

They showed that, like, every other week when I was young. I have no idea whether they still do. Probably not, since it doesn't involve Elmo in any way.

justbluemyself February 3 2006, 04:58:30 UTC

I prefer my Sesame Street old school. There was no Elmo when I was a kid. We didn't need no stinkin' Elmo.

vovat February 3 2006, 05:08:07 UTC

The IMDB makes it look like Elmo was introduced in 1979. He must have been used very sparingly back then, because I don't remember him from my childhood.

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