It's not like 2015 is getting further away. (by my count, we're already under the seven-year deadline. Maybe they can get their heavenly Agent to push it back with the publisher?)

And Damascus...sweet donkey-fucking Christ in a miniskirt. Iran would retaliate against Israel by attacking the Fifth Fleet? Not only do these boobs not understand ( Read more... )

This time it's in Britain! ...if British Christians don’t step up now, the nation is on a path to eventually criminalize the practice of Christianity in public.Of course, this sets aside the fact that the British Constitution explicitly makes the head of state also the head of the Church of England. (even mentioned in the article, then cast ( Read more... )

In Kentucky one of them insisted on upholding his oath to support and defend the Constitution, in the face of God's own Word that he shouldn't.

Some would say a courageous call, but I think we all know he is a traitor and a big part of what is wrong with America. Sarah Palin needs to weigh in on this one forthwith.

Seems (unlike that boob Ken Ham) there are plenty of Christians out there who not only understand and venerate reason, they know that they were once not in the minority. Thanks to St. Thomas Aquinas and Martin Luther, they were for a (brief) while strongly in the majority, though rarely in control of the real center of power, which is the high seat ( Read more... )

He walked through the museum section, quietly mocked a few things, hung around, had some more photos taken, and left. He wasn't there long enough to really see what it was all about. Dr. Meyers didn't stay long enough for the creationism to rub off, in this reporter's opinion ( Read more... )

Be sure to use the King James Version when you bring up Luke 17:34 -- "In that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left" -- and then argue that a literal interpretation suggests that precisely 50 percent of homosexuals will be raptured.

Another brilliant idea!

The Poe Paradox is a corollary to Poe's Law. It states that:

"In any fundamentalist group where Poe's Law applies, a paradox exists where any new person (or idea) sufficiently fundamentalist to be accepted by the group, is likely to be so ridiculous that they risk being rejected as a parodist (or parody)."

This concept is quite simply awesome ( Read more... )

Because we fear their virility so much.

And we only have so much time to save ourselves!- An explanation of how all apocalyptic theories are fundamentally the same theory.