In case you were wondering...

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Yes, I am that prick that parked so close to your car that you can't possibly get into the driver's side.

You, however, were trying to hog up two spaces with your big-ass Toyota Tundra, and I with my compact car and a little bit of vaseline not only object to, but overcame your dick move.

I'll be done with classes at 2:45.