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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. When the doctor comes out, he informs the man that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. His son is just a head! But the man loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the local bar and tells his son that he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for him. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"!
Swoooop! Two arms pop out!
The bar goes wild. The father begs his son to drink again while the patrons all chant, "Take another drink"!
By now the boy is getting tipsy and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God!
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.....then to the right....right through the front door, into the street where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The Moral of the story?????
("He should have quit while he was a head")
FUNNY AS SHIT... I was rolling by myself...
so hey... no more morning shifts...
Em hangin out for sure... gunna be so fun... you gotta hang out with us this weekend... guess what we go play pool like every weekend... you gotta come...
Another day of work before two days off.... cant wait to have 2 days off... ohh and i get paid tomorrow...
RENEE call me... well at my house... we have to talk about the phones and did you talk to your dad???
ohh so i talked to my sis...she is comin home tomorrow and she is not happy about all of the shit that is goin on right now... DRAMA!! lol... Em.. they dont know who they are fucking with do they.. ohh have you see big rachs baby... aww he is so cute..
ohh and I had to let the bitches know:
you need to tell your whole lil fam... not to say one thing about my baby... dont mention her name my name or anything... you dont need or have anything to say about this baby... and just like I tell your dad... evertime... this aint his... ITS MY BABY.... and I have told him from the begining that i dont need him or want him there... trust me... i am storng and big headed and have done it on my own so far.. and plus i got my family... that is there for me... so as far as my baby goes... you dont need to say one thing about her... EVER... If you really want things to pop off.. piss me off enough...
Luv ya guys....
After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the local bar and tells his son that he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for him. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"!
Swoooop! Two arms pop out!
The bar goes wild. The father begs his son to drink again while the patrons all chant, "Take another drink"!
By now the boy is getting tipsy and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God!
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.....then to the right....right through the front door, into the street where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The Moral of the story?????
("He should have quit while he was a head")
FUNNY AS SHIT... I was rolling by myself...
so hey... no more morning shifts...
Em hangin out for sure... gunna be so fun... you gotta hang out with us this weekend... guess what we go play pool like every weekend... you gotta come...
Another day of work before two days off.... cant wait to have 2 days off... ohh and i get paid tomorrow...
RENEE call me... well at my house... we have to talk about the phones and did you talk to your dad???
ohh so i talked to my sis...she is comin home tomorrow and she is not happy about all of the shit that is goin on right now... DRAMA!! lol... Em.. they dont know who they are fucking with do they.. ohh have you see big rachs baby... aww he is so cute..
ohh and I had to let the bitches know:
you need to tell your whole lil fam... not to say one thing about my baby... dont mention her name my name or anything... you dont need or have anything to say about this baby... and just like I tell your dad... evertime... this aint his... ITS MY BABY.... and I have told him from the begining that i dont need him or want him there... trust me... i am storng and big headed and have done it on my own so far.. and plus i got my family... that is there for me... so as far as my baby goes... you dont need to say one thing about her... EVER... If you really want things to pop off.. piss me off enough...
Luv ya guys....