HUMAN: Hey Kitty, I bought you a brand new toy!
CAT: My food bowl is insufficiently full.
HUMAN: Aren't you excited?
CAT: I can see the bottom of my food bowl.
HUMAN: Let me get it out of the packaging so I can show it to you.
CAT: THE BOTTOM! I SEE THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL!
HUMAN: Okay, here it is, I've almost got it out of the packaging...
CAT: Srsly, I
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