taken from Millsshake
"LOOKS operate according to the following formula [slightly revised by AHG to accommodate a heterosexual female]:
How skinny you feel minus how skinny you look + great hair(no matter how much or little)+that cute shirt you got at Target for $3, but looks like $53
Minus anyone struggling you
plus a couple of drinks (and only a couple)
= 'Hi my name is (who cares because she's probably really cute)'
Rules subject to revision at any time."
Ohh I heart my friends.
How skinny you feel minus how skinny you look + great hair(no matter how much or little)+that cute shirt you got at Target for $3, but looks like $53
Minus anyone struggling you
plus a couple of drinks (and only a couple)
= 'Hi my name is (who cares because she's probably really cute)'
Rules subject to revision at any time."
Ohh I heart my friends.