SO SHUT UP LOSER! :op
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I bought porn for shmavid12 (10 points). In February I donated bone marrow to mako_chan09 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Tuesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I helped maggiebunny hide a body (-173 points). Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (98 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
cosmictwilight
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I put money in zephyr227's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday I punched jaydahmers in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday I gave maggiebunny a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In June I helped violetcecelia9 across the street (6 points). In April I put gum in karystarr's hair (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-12 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cosmictwilight