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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I gave shmavid12 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I pulled jisatsu_circle's hair (-5 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I gave karystarr a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I bought porn for padreintraining (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-106 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
cosmictwilight
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January ladyfarthingale and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I pulled zephyr227's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I gave violetcecelia9 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I turned mrmeoff962 in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been nice (643 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
cosmictwilight
DAMN! As much as I love rival gang shootouts, I love being a kind and benevolent dictator to Canada too! Whatever will I do?
:o)