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As posted in the community thefridayfive:
1. Who was your first kiss (your mom does not count)?
Omg this is horrible. It was Alfredo Castaneda when I was 13 after going to the movie theaters. It was the most horrible thing ever!!! He was (and still is) the ugliest guy ever and such a loser. What the hell was wrong with me. Only my close friends know about this and I'm trying to make them block it out!!
2. What is your idea of the perfect date?
A perfect date doesn't really exist. There isn't a special "recipe for success." I think if you just be yourself and show me that you are a person who has a brain, then you probably just got yourself a second date.
3. What music needs to be on when you are “getting your thang on”?
Wellllll music isn't that really important to me. Honestly, the times I have had it on I couldn't remember the song until he mentioned that we'd "done it" to that song.
4. What is the most amazing experience you’ve ever shared with a partner?
That split second when you look into each others eyes.
5. Sex is best saved for: love, marriage, alcohol, days that end in “y”?
WHEN I WANT IT!!! lol. Nah but I've only been with one person and what I learned is that hooking up in general is just better when there are feelings involved.
as posted in the "Overheard in NY" website:
Hobos Just Can't Close
Realtor guy:...and the area is really gentrifying quite nicely...very safe. The people from the projects never come over to this side of the neighborhood, so it's a great place to raise a family.
Homeless passerby pushing a wheelbarrow full of junk: Could you folks help me out with some money to buy food? Give me money. I haven't eaten in three days.
Realtor guy: Sorry, I... I work on commission. [To his clients]
This happens even in Cobble Hill.
The husband and wife walk towards their car.
Homeless guy: Come on man, I'm hungry!
Realtor guy: Fuck you, you just cost me a commission!
--Dwight & Dikeman, Red Hook
1. Who was your first kiss (your mom does not count)?
Omg this is horrible. It was Alfredo Castaneda when I was 13 after going to the movie theaters. It was the most horrible thing ever!!! He was (and still is) the ugliest guy ever and such a loser. What the hell was wrong with me. Only my close friends know about this and I'm trying to make them block it out!!
2. What is your idea of the perfect date?
A perfect date doesn't really exist. There isn't a special "recipe for success." I think if you just be yourself and show me that you are a person who has a brain, then you probably just got yourself a second date.
3. What music needs to be on when you are “getting your thang on”?
Wellllll music isn't that really important to me. Honestly, the times I have had it on I couldn't remember the song until he mentioned that we'd "done it" to that song.
4. What is the most amazing experience you’ve ever shared with a partner?
That split second when you look into each others eyes.
5. Sex is best saved for: love, marriage, alcohol, days that end in “y”?
WHEN I WANT IT!!! lol. Nah but I've only been with one person and what I learned is that hooking up in general is just better when there are feelings involved.
as posted in the "Overheard in NY" website:
Hobos Just Can't Close
Realtor guy:...and the area is really gentrifying quite nicely...very safe. The people from the projects never come over to this side of the neighborhood, so it's a great place to raise a family.
Homeless passerby pushing a wheelbarrow full of junk: Could you folks help me out with some money to buy food? Give me money. I haven't eaten in three days.
Realtor guy: Sorry, I... I work on commission. [To his clients]
This happens even in Cobble Hill.
The husband and wife walk towards their car.
Homeless guy: Come on man, I'm hungry!
Realtor guy: Fuck you, you just cost me a commission!
--Dwight & Dikeman, Red Hook