How the World Will End
I was reviewing the website thisiswhyyourefat.com today. It's truly remarkable. My three highlights:
1. Giblets wrapped in bacon and stuffing stuffed inside a chicken wrapped in bacon stuffed inside a duck wrapped in bacon stuffed inside a turkey wrapped in bacon. I read this to my sister, and when I reached the last "wrapped in bacon," there was a pause and then she said, "Why didn't they stuff it inside a pig wrapped in bacon?" Their oven probably wasn't big enough. I can't imagine that this would taste like anything but bacon (gee, wonder why?) and grease, so it's a waste of good meat and stuffing when you think about it.
2. Three Whoppers pureed with extra mayo and served as a dip for chips. Meat dip. No. No. Gross.
3. CHERPUMPLE. I love this, if only for the name. CHERPUMPLE, people. Break it down: cherry. Pumpkin. Apple. Cherry pie inside a white cake. Pumpkin pie inside a spice cake. Apple pie inside a yellow cake. All stacked on top of each other and covered in cream cheese icing.
WAAAAAAANT THIS NOW.
Except I don't like spice cake. Hmm. Cheesecake inside a chocolate cake (drool), cherry pie inside a yellow cake, and blueberry pie inside a white cake. Holy fuck, I'm hungry.
Reviewing that website led me to conclude that the human race's fate was sealed the day we invented deep frying.
1. Giblets wrapped in bacon and stuffing stuffed inside a chicken wrapped in bacon stuffed inside a duck wrapped in bacon stuffed inside a turkey wrapped in bacon. I read this to my sister, and when I reached the last "wrapped in bacon," there was a pause and then she said, "Why didn't they stuff it inside a pig wrapped in bacon?" Their oven probably wasn't big enough. I can't imagine that this would taste like anything but bacon (gee, wonder why?) and grease, so it's a waste of good meat and stuffing when you think about it.
2. Three Whoppers pureed with extra mayo and served as a dip for chips. Meat dip. No. No. Gross.
3. CHERPUMPLE. I love this, if only for the name. CHERPUMPLE, people. Break it down: cherry. Pumpkin. Apple. Cherry pie inside a white cake. Pumpkin pie inside a spice cake. Apple pie inside a yellow cake. All stacked on top of each other and covered in cream cheese icing.
WAAAAAAANT THIS NOW.
Except I don't like spice cake. Hmm. Cheesecake inside a chocolate cake (drool), cherry pie inside a yellow cake, and blueberry pie inside a white cake. Holy fuck, I'm hungry.
Reviewing that website led me to conclude that the human race's fate was sealed the day we invented deep frying.