"Andy's gonna get Jayne pregnant." "I vote Simon gets pregnant after some deep dicking from Mal."
Killian put the fear of Joss into Serra, who immediately decides to go hit on Jake.
Things go from bad to worse as River starts hearing voices.
The Blue Guys are..well..dead.
Seska wants a dress with a little slink in it.
Jake's willing to beat up a little girl to protect his woman. Our money's on the little girl.
Jayne is pissed that Killian helped kill the Blue Hands. That's kinda the least of your worries, pal.
Ah, finally the real reason why Rita started making wine...she's a drunkard.
Kaylee misplaced her journal...in Faith's pants.
Marco is mopey about the past.
River reprises a song Killian once sang. Wonder if it means anything.
Jayne's a big ol' softy.
I think we'd be a little creeped out if some kid started quoting our dead friends, too, Andrew.
Already the crew of The Phoenix are picking up bad habits. First drinking, then sex.
River has become a big fan of kareoke.
Serra wonders at what point she became the sane one.
Killian's a good kid...knows when to take a hike and let her parents get some time in for ass-slapping-monkey-sex.
Tyra whines over the loss of her ship.
Kaylee writes another novel. We like Kaylee. She'll be at her book-signing this Thursday.
Hank is ready to get things back to normal.
Someone woke up happy.
Things go from bad to worse as River starts hearing voices.
The Blue Guys are..well..dead.
Seska wants a dress with a little slink in it.
Jake's willing to beat up a little girl to protect his woman. Our money's on the little girl.
Jayne is pissed that Killian helped kill the Blue Hands. That's kinda the least of your worries, pal.
Ah, finally the real reason why Rita started making wine...she's a drunkard.
Kaylee misplaced her journal...in Faith's pants.
Marco is mopey about the past.
River reprises a song Killian once sang. Wonder if it means anything.
Jayne's a big ol' softy.
I think we'd be a little creeped out if some kid started quoting our dead friends, too, Andrew.
Already the crew of The Phoenix are picking up bad habits. First drinking, then sex.
River has become a big fan of kareoke.
Serra wonders at what point she became the sane one.
Killian's a good kid...knows when to take a hike and let her parents get some time in for ass-slapping-monkey-sex.
Tyra whines over the loss of her ship.
Kaylee writes another novel. We like Kaylee. She'll be at her book-signing this Thursday.
Hank is ready to get things back to normal.
Someone woke up happy.