Mal probably needs a good, deep dicking more than the rest of them put together.
River freaks out. Those homecomings can be a bitch, eh?
Really, Jayne. The glam look is so last season.
What in Sock Hell did the Blue Hands do to that kid?
Niska's found his art.
Andrew wants kids? That'll take a miracle....or some expensive cloning. Little Jaynes and Andrews? There's a scary thought.
Serra's all up on the weapons training.
Mina decides Jake needs a bunk-warming gift. Uh, here's an idea: Serra in a bow.
Awww....Jake's lonely.
Saffie's wanting to be more active in this rescue mission.
Invited us to the baby shower, Andrew.
Aiden's a woman. Well..yeah.
Med Unit did stuff. Um, moving on to the real news.
Happy Birthday, you creepy little kid.
Oh, sweet Jasmine. He can actually use his brain.
It's like the Shining...only not.
Tempest wonders what the hell happened.
Andrew makes with the Bond-thought and figures out the best way to break in to the Academy.
Who knew the BH were fans of the Eagles. Guess they have some taste afterall.
River's not wanting Killian to be shattered like her.
Tyra's at that funky state of half-dead, half-dreaming state. That, or she's on acid. Our vote's on the acid.
Andrew truly has the right blending of spy and domestic down.
Even Serenity knows this mission is dangerous.
Mina found the perfect gift for a doctor...a place to operate.
Our favorite meglomaniac has put want ads out for minions. We're hurt he didn't place an ad with us. Cry.
Poor Seska's feeling lonely. She needs a man. Not that she has the best crew to choose from.
Saffie's been hitched barely a week and is already planning some clandestine dealings.
Jayne's awfully broody. What is it with men that have girl names?
Ahahaha! Lack of sex can kill Andrew! Yes, we know his weakness. Mwahaha-*cough*
Seeing a man kicked in his goody bag makes Serra hot. That's just...scary and wrong.
Okay. That was funny. You're still a bastard, though.
For crying out loud, Jake. Either wank off or get to ruttin' already. Sexual tension's so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Jayne's mounting up. And this has nothing to do with Andrew.
Wash is suddenly wondering if this is a good idea afterall.
River's preparing to face her past.
Andrew handles stress well, considering his lover may not be coming back.
Zoe, after a last touching moment with her hubby, is ready for battle.
Poor naive Simon. He thinks Mal's good at making plans. Heh.
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone without a care in the world.
Killian senses someone at the door and it ain't Avon calling.
Well, cat's out of the bag, isn't it, River?
Jayne just wants to sleep and forget about what he saw at the Academy.
Faith is so pissed off that anyone would hurt a little kid.
Andrew wakes up hot and uncomfortable...and for the first time is happy about it.
Serra gets a first-hand look at the new Killian...and it scares her.
Tyra's hopped up on goofballs.
River's actually sad for wasting the BH? We're confused.
This from the man that made fun of Jayne's hat.
The Reavers are being icky again.
Goodness, Killian. Territorial much?
Jayne's slowly catching on that something's not right with his kid.
Oh, Serenity...she can hear you. She can probably do more than that.
Show of hands of everyone that thinks Mina's just wasting her time.
Sex. It does a body good.
Inara wants to spend time with Killian. Yeah, this we'd like to see.
Sorry for the delay. The staff went on vacation and we were having a party in their absence rushing about trying to get everything caught up and ready to post. Hope it was no incovience.
We hate snog you all,
The Cortex Newscast Interns
Really, Jayne. The glam look is so last season.
What in Sock Hell did the Blue Hands do to that kid?
Niska's found his art.
Andrew wants kids? That'll take a miracle....or some expensive cloning. Little Jaynes and Andrews? There's a scary thought.
Serra's all up on the weapons training.
Mina decides Jake needs a bunk-warming gift. Uh, here's an idea: Serra in a bow.
Awww....Jake's lonely.
Saffie's wanting to be more active in this rescue mission.
Invited us to the baby shower, Andrew.
Aiden's a woman. Well..yeah.
Med Unit did stuff. Um, moving on to the real news.
Happy Birthday, you creepy little kid.
Oh, sweet Jasmine. He can actually use his brain.
It's like the Shining...only not.
Tempest wonders what the hell happened.
Andrew makes with the Bond-thought and figures out the best way to break in to the Academy.
Who knew the BH were fans of the Eagles. Guess they have some taste afterall.
River's not wanting Killian to be shattered like her.
Tyra's at that funky state of half-dead, half-dreaming state. That, or she's on acid. Our vote's on the acid.
Andrew truly has the right blending of spy and domestic down.
Even Serenity knows this mission is dangerous.
Mina found the perfect gift for a doctor...a place to operate.
Our favorite meglomaniac has put want ads out for minions. We're hurt he didn't place an ad with us. Cry.
Poor Seska's feeling lonely. She needs a man. Not that she has the best crew to choose from.
Saffie's been hitched barely a week and is already planning some clandestine dealings.
Jayne's awfully broody. What is it with men that have girl names?
Ahahaha! Lack of sex can kill Andrew! Yes, we know his weakness. Mwahaha-*cough*
Seeing a man kicked in his goody bag makes Serra hot. That's just...scary and wrong.
Okay. That was funny. You're still a bastard, though.
For crying out loud, Jake. Either wank off or get to ruttin' already. Sexual tension's so thick you could cut it with a knife.
Jayne's mounting up. And this has nothing to do with Andrew.
Wash is suddenly wondering if this is a good idea afterall.
River's preparing to face her past.
Andrew handles stress well, considering his lover may not be coming back.
Zoe, after a last touching moment with her hubby, is ready for battle.
Poor naive Simon. He thinks Mal's good at making plans. Heh.
Blue moon, you saw me standing alone without a care in the world.
Killian senses someone at the door and it ain't Avon calling.
Well, cat's out of the bag, isn't it, River?
Jayne just wants to sleep and forget about what he saw at the Academy.
Faith is so pissed off that anyone would hurt a little kid.
Andrew wakes up hot and uncomfortable...and for the first time is happy about it.
Serra gets a first-hand look at the new Killian...and it scares her.
Tyra's hopped up on goofballs.
River's actually sad for wasting the BH? We're confused.
This from the man that made fun of Jayne's hat.
The Reavers are being icky again.
Goodness, Killian. Territorial much?
Jayne's slowly catching on that something's not right with his kid.
Oh, Serenity...she can hear you. She can probably do more than that.
Show of hands of everyone that thinks Mina's just wasting her time.
Sex. It does a body good.
Inara wants to spend time with Killian. Yeah, this we'd like to see.
Sorry for the delay. The staff went on vacation and we were having a party in their absence rushing about trying to get everything caught up and ready to post. Hope it was no incovience.
We hate snog you all,
The Cortex Newscast Interns