some thoughts from the airport
I was at the airport today, and I went to Hudson News or whatever those things are called. I thought to myself, you know, I wonder who's in Maxim, I haven't looked at that magazine in ages. I was dissapointed however, as I could not find the magazine. So I went to another Hudson News (since they're like every 5 feet in the airport), still nothing. The third time was the charm however, as I decided to look in an alternative location; the top row with the porn, behind the black blocker things. Now it's true, Maxim is pretty close to porn, but everyone in it is clothed somewhat, unless they drastically changed since the last issue I examined. So my question is, is this a sign of how prudish and anti-sex our society is, or rather, does Maxim belong where I found it, as it is really close to pornography. What do you all think?
Another thing, I love Sky Mall. It's like my favorite thing. I will search rows of seats until I can find a Sky Mall. I always mean to take it home with me but then I end up forgetting to do so. I mean, hell, there's a remote control SHARK in it? How fucking awesome is that?!?
Is anyone else annoyed by how early the captain says "we're about to land" and then makes everyone sit up straight and what not? It's always like, 8 hours before you actually land. You sit there thinking "Did we go to Greenland and back after the captain said we were landing, cause it's been like 8 hours. I think we went to Greenland. I've been sitting in an upright position with no place to put my Sky Mall magazine for easy reading and we go to Greenland." Then I like to contrast it with the comment that the flight attendant makes as you're pulling into the gate. "Please remain seated until the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign..." There, it's like, the sign goes off as soon as the guy's done talking.
Another thing, I love Sky Mall. It's like my favorite thing. I will search rows of seats until I can find a Sky Mall. I always mean to take it home with me but then I end up forgetting to do so. I mean, hell, there's a remote control SHARK in it? How fucking awesome is that?!?
Is anyone else annoyed by how early the captain says "we're about to land" and then makes everyone sit up straight and what not? It's always like, 8 hours before you actually land. You sit there thinking "Did we go to Greenland and back after the captain said we were landing, cause it's been like 8 hours. I think we went to Greenland. I've been sitting in an upright position with no place to put my Sky Mall magazine for easy reading and we go to Greenland." Then I like to contrast it with the comment that the flight attendant makes as you're pulling into the gate. "Please remain seated until the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign..." There, it's like, the sign goes off as soon as the guy's done talking.