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[corrupted_steel]

[screened from AU!Al || Unhackable]
The new Alphonse Elric?

Okay. I will castrate whoever dares to touch him, talk to him, or even breathe on him with the least of impure intentions, capiche?
You all know how batshit insane Pride is, right? I'm much scarier, folks, take that as a warning. I will not take any chances with this Al. No no no no.
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[sins_rebellion]

No one is going to mess with this Al. They'd have to be utter fools to go up against both of us.

((OOC: Yil-Tria is so temper tantrum central. Even though Envy hasn't had one in awhile. XD))

[corrupted_steel]

...both? Of us? Uh. You...uh, you actually care about...?
This is weird.

((OOC) lol yes~! 8B Whoever are their roommates will be rather...unlucky, I guess.)

[sins_rebellion]

You care about him. And I suppose he is, technically, my brother as well.

((OOC: Hehe. I can't wait to see who's crazy enough to stick their pup in there. And woot, Envy kind of cares. Mostly he cares because Ed cares, and therefore protecting things Ed cares about is important. But he doesn't dislike Al...))

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[corrupted_steel]

I -

[corrupted_steel]

I...doubt that's a good reason, but...okay? And what d'you mean he's your brother as well?

Oh shi - don't tell me I forgot that you're my brother. What the fuck, you're my brother?

((OOC) Yil is the least populated building as of now, so it might take a while...and d'awww... :D

And this Ed never really got to fight with Dante and everything so he has no clue about Envy's heritage.)

[sins_rebellion]

Good enough.

Half. Same father. How lucky for you not to be stuck with the Bitch for a mother. Pride seemed surprised, perhaps you wouldn't have known, either.

((OOC: I guess maybe the few people who don't realize what insanity that room is might accidentally drop a pup in, being glad to find a dorm that's so open?

Hehe. ♥ for universes crossing over and the revelations that come from thus.))

[corrupted_steel]

I'm...grateful. Thanks.

You...your father was also that bastard? But how? I mean, you're like, four centuries old and - that's impossible!

((OOC) That'd be something to look out for, heh. Poor them, the room's always trashed and it's Envy and Ed and...lol.

This'll be fun :D)

[sins_rebellion]

So is he. The Bitch, too. Alchemy does some amazing things, doesn't it?

((OOC: I really can't wait to see who ends up rooming with them. XD))

[corrupted_steel]

But - but how? I mean, he'd have to be - oh.

Heh. Even the old man dabbled in the Stone, huh. Shouldn't be too surprised...but this is weird. You're my half-brother then...

[sins_rebellion]

Those two've messed in all sorts of things.

Too surprising?