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[screened from AU!Al || Unhackable]
The new Alphonse Elric?
Okay. I will castrate whoever dares to touch him, talk to him, or even breathe on him with the least of impure intentions, capiche?
You all know how batshit insane Pride is, right? I'm much scarier, folks, take that as a warning. I will not take any chances with this Al. No no no no.
[/screened]
Envy? Deal with the room, I'm fixing it up later. We don't need to sleep anyway. I need to get some fresh air. Maybe I'm gonna do some laundry. Or like...what. What the shit, why the hell do I have manicured nails? And why french tips? No sense of style!
Hey, new Al person. So basically a version of you just died, and there's gonna be a funeral for him in three days. People might act weird around you but huh, you'll be fine. Got the stuck-in-this-place-forever spiel yet?
Does anyone know where to get some alcohol in here? Or is it still banned or - and before anyone asks, sixteen is the legal age of consent in Amestris, so 'm legal. Okay? Okay.
[private to self || Hackable]
Know I shouldn't be bitching about it but the big white space in my head is just...argh. An' like...what. I'm rooming with Envy. Rooming with Envy. I hope I don't blush too much.
[/private]
The new Alphonse Elric?
Okay. I will castrate whoever dares to touch him, talk to him, or even breathe on him with the least of impure intentions, capiche?
You all know how batshit insane Pride is, right? I'm much scarier, folks, take that as a warning. I will not take any chances with this Al. No no no no.
[/screened]
Envy? Deal with the room, I'm fixing it up later. We don't need to sleep anyway. I need to get some fresh air. Maybe I'm gonna do some laundry. Or like...what. What the shit, why the hell do I have manicured nails? And why french tips? No sense of style!
Hey, new Al person. So basically a version of you just died, and there's gonna be a funeral for him in three days. People might act weird around you but huh, you'll be fine. Got the stuck-in-this-place-forever spiel yet?
Does anyone know where to get some alcohol in here? Or is it still banned or - and before anyone asks, sixteen is the legal age of consent in Amestris, so 'm legal. Okay? Okay.
[private to self || Hackable]
Know I shouldn't be bitching about it but the big white space in my head is just...argh. An' like...what. I'm rooming with Envy. Rooming with Envy. I hope I don't blush too much.
[/private]