These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Yes, welcome once again to another episode of "This is MY meme, motherfuckers!!!!!!!!". Directly tying into the homework assignment I just gave you, and proving that I've got the balls to put my money where my mouth is, here's the plan. We as a society have gotten so thin-skinned that we believe that we have the right not to be offended. This is not true. We need to thicken our skin and learn how to pass off insults. With that in mind, choose 10 random people from your friends list and insult them. Be creative. Doesn't matter if you mean it, it's probably better if you don't. If you've been insulted, insult that person back, and include 9 more people in that list. Let the bile and venom flow, you'd be amazed at how cathartic it is. And even if it isn't, it's a great opportunity to trim down that friends list!
1. - ionno - What did your liver ever do to you, you simpering excuse for a regurgitated camels hairball?
2. - lonerboy - I think of you, and say to myself, "I thought people like that shot themselves."
3. - satanpuncher99 - Bathe in my navel lint, obsequious puddle monkey!!!
4. - enrougeetnoir - Get out of the leather pants, people will spend a lot less time questioning your heterosexuality, you simpering goth-wenie.
5. - liquefy - You have all the subtlety of a blind man performing brain surgery with a chainsaw.
6. - treacerbullet - Setting you a task that requires subtle discernment is like looking for the epicentre of the Big Bang with a pair of binoculars.
7. - divinus - You provide ample evidence that nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. - revelsofthedead - You remind me of drool, shiny-headed library-worm.
9. - malignantnoise - Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn.
10. - acaciablack - I wouldn't trust you to get a clue if it was clue mating season, you were covered in clue musk in a field full of horny clues, and doing the clue mating dance.
There you go. Like I said, if I have insulted you, then insult me back along with 9 other random people from your friends list! Spread the bitter cynicism!
And before you insult me, let me tell you something about myself - I never think when I write as I have long ago learned that nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.
1. - ionno - What did your liver ever do to you, you simpering excuse for a regurgitated camels hairball?
2. - lonerboy - I think of you, and say to myself, "I thought people like that shot themselves."
3. - satanpuncher99 - Bathe in my navel lint, obsequious puddle monkey!!!
4. - enrougeetnoir - Get out of the leather pants, people will spend a lot less time questioning your heterosexuality, you simpering goth-wenie.
5. - liquefy - You have all the subtlety of a blind man performing brain surgery with a chainsaw.
6. - treacerbullet - Setting you a task that requires subtle discernment is like looking for the epicentre of the Big Bang with a pair of binoculars.
7. - divinus - You provide ample evidence that nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. - revelsofthedead - You remind me of drool, shiny-headed library-worm.
9. - malignantnoise - Wisdom eventually comes to all of us. Someday it might even be your turn.
10. - acaciablack - I wouldn't trust you to get a clue if it was clue mating season, you were covered in clue musk in a field full of horny clues, and doing the clue mating dance.
There you go. Like I said, if I have insulted you, then insult me back along with 9 other random people from your friends list! Spread the bitter cynicism!
And before you insult me, let me tell you something about myself - I never think when I write as I have long ago learned that nobody can do two things at the same time and do them well.