Oops! awesomesauce Legacy 1.1 (sorry if the cut fails) D:
This is my not-so awesome awesomesauce (http://community.livejournal.com/awesimsauce) founder Blueberry Opps! But instead of being cooperative and posing, he decided to scare pretty butterflies.
He's a romance sim that will bang anything that moves, he dreams of being a hall of famer, and his one true hobby is tinkering. Blueberry is turned on by witches that rarely appear in my game and blond hair and he's turned off by stink.
OH AND HIS STATS ARE;
Neat:5
Outgoing:3
Active:8
Playful:3
Nice:8
Instead of meeting the welcoming wagon, Blueberry would rather be woeful about not swimming.
Blueberry: I wish I could swim; life would be grand. ;^;
And build terrible sandcastles. This is one of the reasons why I hate beach lots so much.
GO BE SOCIAL, SET THAT LINE OUT AND BRING IN SOME FISH.
Blueberry: I'm in my happy place, I'm in my happy place where these people are no where near me.
I had Blueberry dig in hopes for a chest, since the welcoming group was full of fugs and Wanda Tinker.
During a trip downtown, Blueberry wanted to show his moves~* to this townie named Hope.
All while another townie approves of Blueberry. I believe his name is Darren something something.
This is for
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corner_of_woes: WAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM!
Not even 20 pictures in and Blueberry is demonstrating how desperate he is.
Blueberry: That's right, I'm THAT good. SO WHO'S NEXT?! *whistles*
Blueberry caught up with Darren something something in a rather awkward place.
Darren got ditched because a certain someone would rather settle his insatiable urges.
Oh, ACR and romance sims.
Blueberry: Not only am I amazing in bed, I'm quite open to options. ;)
Random Townie: Oh, be still my fluttering heart.
That's quite the line up there Blueberry.
Blueberry: Oh, I know! Looks like I'm good for the night. ;)
corner_of_woesAbout that actually...
Blueberry: Errr, I call dibs on winner.
Random Townie from before: Why could that have been me /sad face/
I sent Blueberry home after that, but Hope and Mya (The dark skinned townie) he screwed stalked him home. So first thing Blueberry does when he gets to his shack?
(This was from Mya who he woohoo'd in the photobooth)
And Hope was shortly afterward.
I had Blueberry take a job in the music career until an athletic one popped up.
Mya showed up, just as Blueberry got home and the old lady townie is a complete creep.
Both townies: *SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON*
Lesson one:
Blueberry: Move in with me and we'll have lots of neglected babies ;)
Some sims just don't want committment even if your relationship is 100.
Blueberry wants to show that he's not fazed by rejection by strutting to the cab heading downtown.
While downtown Blueberry ran into Hope from before. He asked her on a date in hopes of getting laid this legacy actually going and guess who shows up just to stare.
And Hope turns out to be one of those fan girls your mother warned you about.
Blueberry: She's effing crazy!
Mya: What he said!
Blueberry asked Mya on a date because I think she's pretty for a maxis sim he's a romance sim
He was doing so good without my help, but when I turned around all I saw was this.
corner_of_woes WHAT DID YOU DO WHILE I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION?! ;^;
Copy and pasting the same notes is so 2008.
Why so suspicious Hope? That face doesn't look to promising.
That's um nice, but what exactly will Blueberry do with a waterfall.
Blueberry: Learning is awesome :)))))))
Don't be hatin' Mya.
Mya still wouldn't move it. But she would play a game of catch.
Hope wouldn't answer her phone, so Blueberry's left with option 3.
Oh which they waste no time what so ever.
Erk, I hate chance cards like this ;-;
Needless to say Blueberry got fired.
Slooooooow down you two!
Bluberry: If you move in I'll promise you the greatest things will happen! *crosses fingers*
Darren: How could I saw no you too :DDD
Blueberry: Kay, I'll be inside if you need me.
corner_of_woes : So caring. -fake tear-
-GOLD DIGGER-
Cheap engagement time~
Since I usually forget these, I got it over with extremely fast.
Blueberry: *looks stoned*
After a quick redecoration of the house, I bring you a cheap wedding.
corner_of_woes : Darren, you just got married, not kissed. :\
And these two don't waste time at all.
Heir portrait #1
[ I lost my sheet with all my stats, but I'll write Darren's down when I find that sheet ]
The athletic career finally popped up, off to work with you Blueberry.
I wanted a cat because they're adorable <3
This is Roxas, who was named that because I really can't wait till the new KH game in English <3
That is the happiest puking face I've seen ever.
Gen 2 is on it's way though :D
So cute >:3
Roxas: You're doing it wrong.
Blueberry: How do you even make sandwich wrong?
Roxas: Why don't you ask yourself that.
/Cute cat spam/
gaaga
/End spam <3/
*Pop*
Favoritism starts early.
During Darren's first pregnancy, not only did he live in sweats and a unfortunate shirt, he had really bad hair for some reason.
If Blueberry has any spare time, he's always chasing walk-by's for makeovers~*
However, that's not to say they leave happy~!
Darren rolled a want to get a bronze badge, so I let try on Mya who randomly showed up.
First try was terrible.
The second try was b-e-a-u-tiful. And she's back to her natural color of hair.
Note to self: Get lights for outside, it's too dark D:
This is why you don't read books and sim at the same time D:
Darren: So now that we're both pregnant, exactly how do they come out?
corner_of_woes : You are not forgiven Blueberry.
Oh Darren, how did you manage that?
*Invisipop*
I kinda wanted kittens, so I got a 2nd cat. His name is Arthur from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.
Well, at least he's picking on something more his own size.
Darren: I HAVE TO PEE BADLY, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BS?!
Darren: Nevermind I couldn't hold it in.
Well Blueberry doesn't seem to mind that there's a piss puddle right near him.
Darren: WAIT, I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS COMING OUT!
Leave it to Darren to make a dramatic child birth scene.
Darren: ICAN'TLOOK! *catches*
It's a baby girl, Plum with blue eyes and red hair.
Blueberry: CHEERS FOR BABY?
Neglected baby, angry cats and the starting signs of a disaster: check.
Next update: babies, toddlers and kibble babies.