Oops! awesomesauce Legacy 2.1
When I last left off, I introduced my awesomesauce founder Blueberry Oops!, who after many heart farting settled for Darren Iforgotyourlastname. Roxas and Arthur became the household pets, while Darren and Blueberry ended up pregnant. The first child of gen two was born, a girl named Plum.
Also for those who care about how this legacy may go, I'm naming the children after fruits and veggies of that generations color. I know for a fact the 2 children limit can't happen this gen, but hopefully that will stop later. Now onto update 2.1! 8D
Darren isn't taking parenting too well.
All while Blueberry isn't taking pregnancy well either.
Blueberry: Coffee is the answer to all my problems.
Blueberry: Why is there a red floating bubble above my head with a bed in it?
corner_of_woes : That means your about to pass out.
Blueberry: But coffee is the answer to everything!
I guess, Blueberry, coffee isn't the answer to everything.
It's not like it was Blueberry's fault, Arthur loves to sleep on their bed instead of his own bed or house.
*Invisible pop*
Blueberry: So Darren, what do you think about my spaghetti?
Darren: warbawgah *translates to: I hate kids*
Plum was quickly tossed to the floor for the arrival of the 2nd child while Darren believes Blueberry is hot stuff for giving birth.
Blueberry: Over here, I can catch it!
It's a baby girl, Grape. Darren's skintone, Blueberry's eyes and red hair.
Also that night was Plum's birthday.
Blueberry: That's it? Boring.
RABBITS! BOTH OF YOU STOP THAT!
I hate you Darren.
Castor Miller (
fantasyrogue ) doesn't approve of the roaches Blueberry ignored.
Blueberry: Sure, just invite yourself in, no worries. I'll be there in a few, gotta get rid of these roaches *cough* *hack* *loses lungs*
However Castor does approve of Arthur, he stayed there all night playing finger wiggle.
Favoritism still starts early.
Plum really isn't that neglected, she just likes that house.
Roxas has selective choices. She'll only eat from her food bowl is there's no other choice. Turns out her favorite food is pancakes.
*yawn* stillnotforgivingyou
Someone had to teach Plum something early on in the game, so Blueberry arms himself with questionable radioactive formula and teaches Plum how to walk in records time.
Promotion for Blueberry, one step closer to that LTW.
Peace and relaxation doesn't exist for Blueberry, who has to pick up the slack for Darren.
I don't even want to know where that hairstyle came from.
Shortly after growing up, Grape become the biggest whinner - much to Darren's dismay.
But that's okay, because he's the only one who gives Grape attention.
The Oops! house doesn't believe in such trivial things such as privacy.
More win for Blueberry!
Meet Blueberry's co-worker - Chandler. Who is also the postman in my neighborhood.
Why so much hating on the children, Chandler?
Darren: Excuse me? I know this feeling! *waves*
Darren: I don't remember it hurting this much!! DDDD:
Blueberry: Can you lower it down, I'm trying to sleep here.
It's a baby boy, Eggplant. Who has the same eyes and hair as the other two, but I'm not sure who's nose.
Plum: DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! LOVEEE MEE!
Darren: Woah, down girl. I don't do that love me part.
Plum: SOMEONE CHANGE ME! WAH WAH WAH
Grape's OTH is tinkering, and Arthur is adorable >D
More Arthur spam <3
... I can't say I wasn't not expecting that.
Birthday time for Plum. And is that kibble?!
I'd be scared too Plum, if I grew up spewing cat food.
Here's Plum after a quick clothing change, not too sure about that hair, but it'll probably stay for her childhood.
Blueberry secretly wants to be in the cast of the new Harry Potter movie, that he's been working on his magic. However I'm not quite sure if Eggplants likes being the guinea pig.
Blueberry eventually got enough spare time from his "busy" life in order to teach Grape how to walk.
Sorry Arthur the skunk doesn't want to be your friend today.
Darren's 4th pregnancy wasn't easy on him either, but that'll teach him for getting knocked up.
I feel bad for Eggplant. He probably would have spent his entire baby-hood on the floor in safety but instead spent his time being levitated everywhere by Darren and Blueberry.
More win for Blueberry and hello Chandler.
Plum: Why don't I have an A+, I thought I was special.
corner_of_woes : Oh your special alright, you and your kibble.
This is a typical night for Darren when he was pregnant. Hold the baby long enough till you pass out. Good job.
Darren: I hate Arthur.
corner_of_woes : Why he did nothing?
Darren: He's the reason why I passed out and landed in my food.
corner_of_woes : Oh. Okay now.
*face palm*
Slightly good news is that the Oops! only had $7000ish
~*Birthday spam again~*
Eggplant's first.
Then Grape.
Aw, he's in a tux! What a cutie <3
Grape: Don't forget about me!
corner_of_woes : I was just getting to you~
And with life settling down, Darren's mental stability starts to crack.
*pop*
corner_of_woes : Why are you dreaming of Castor Miller?
Blueberry: Hey guise, just thought I'd let you know. I'm home :)))))
Chandler, stop following Blueberry home.
Stop, it's birthing time!
A girl named Prunes. However don't expect to see much of her.
~*Mini Eggplant Spam~*
Okay I'm done now. :D
Why is there a fire going on?
Because Daren was busy helping Eggplant grow up.
And I'm leaving it off with a little oogie boogie staring Eggplant.
Next time on the Oops!
A temporary new house
Lots of growing up
And my sanity hits the bottom
Stay tuned <3