Western Playland Vs. Knott's Berry Farm

[cornelius_flux]

story by Pablo Martinez

Your palms are sweating. Your heart is racing. you make the awful decision to look down. Surprise! It's your stomach, fatso. You are feeling flushed and lightheaded because you are suffering from hypertension and high cholesterol.  Also, you happen to be at the apex of the tallest turbo drop in the history of man-THE DROP

Comments

[_____closetcase]

the first line reminded me of 8mile. so gangster.

[cornelius_flux]

"mom's spaghetti."
now THAT is gangster.

[_____closetcase]

my mom made enchiladas.. i feel cheated.

[cornelius_flux]

red or green?

[_____closetcase]

Red if they had beef or cheese.. green if they had chicken.

[neverforgetus]

has you tasted the mole ones?

[_____closetcase]

i has not. any good? Why arent we friends?!

[disreprivalize]

They are good. And because Danny is a loser! Don't be his friend.

[neverforgetus]

yes they are good...and why can't he be my friend...? i don't have many freinds after the accident...

[_____closetcase]

I'm a she. ahem. and you are now my friend.

[_____closetcase]

You don't know what kind of stalker mess you've gotten yourself into.

[_____closetcase]

haha im sure.

[neverforgetus]

i'm not a stalker...okay i'm not a stalker as much as i think i should be...