Western Playland Vs. Knott's Berry Farm
story by Pablo Martinez
Your palms are sweating. Your heart is racing. you make the awful decision to look down. Surprise! It's your stomach, fatso. You are feeling flushed and lightheaded because you are suffering from hypertension and high cholesterol. Also, you happen to be at the apex of the tallest turbo drop in the history of man-THE DROP ZONE! THE DROP ZONE is located in the northeast corner of the second largest amusement park in the world - WESTERN PLAYLAND. I, along with my two life partners, recently visited it along with Knott's Berry Farm(a smaller, lesser known amusement park just across the street) to compare and rate the turbo drops housed at said parks. Knott's Berry Farm, or Knott's Ber as the locals call it, is home to the Supreme Scream, our other designated ride. "Buttfirst"
thumbing up is "crazy" carlos diaz as he prepares to take the ride of his life. joining him are luis munoz(center) and pablo martinez(left)
thumbing up is "crazy pablo martinez as he prepares to take the ride of his life. also pictured are luis munoz(center) and carlos diaz(left)
what did you think about the ride, world renowned hip-hop recording artist Rickety R-I-C???
"i like the dave matthews band"
for more relative insight, let's turn our attention(and ears[lol{jk}]) to best selling authors james r. bimbob and gerard de la fountain.
"an enthralling thrill of a ride with plot twists not seen since the Sixth Sense"
"hello. i'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone i offended last night. it was a regrettable experience that i don't think i, nor you all, will be able to live down. my sincerest apologies."
Your palms are sweating. Your heart is racing. you make the awful decision to look down. Surprise! It's your stomach, fatso. You are feeling flushed and lightheaded because you are suffering from hypertension and high cholesterol. Also, you happen to be at the apex of the tallest turbo drop in the history of man-THE DROP ZONE! THE DROP ZONE is located in the northeast corner of the second largest amusement park in the world - WESTERN PLAYLAND. I, along with my two life partners, recently visited it along with Knott's Berry Farm(a smaller, lesser known amusement park just across the street) to compare and rate the turbo drops housed at said parks. Knott's Berry Farm, or Knott's Ber as the locals call it, is home to the Supreme Scream, our other designated ride. "Buttfirst"
thumbing up is "crazy" carlos diaz as he prepares to take the ride of his life. joining him are luis munoz(center) and pablo martinez(left)
thumbing up is "crazy pablo martinez as he prepares to take the ride of his life. also pictured are luis munoz(center) and carlos diaz(left)
what did you think about the ride, world renowned hip-hop recording artist Rickety R-I-C???
"i like the dave matthews band"
for more relative insight, let's turn our attention(and ears[lol{jk}]) to best selling authors james r. bimbob and gerard de la fountain.
"an enthralling thrill of a ride with plot twists not seen since the Sixth Sense"
"hello. i'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to everyone i offended last night. it was a regrettable experience that i don't think i, nor you all, will be able to live down. my sincerest apologies."