Because inquiring minds might wanna know...
1. How tall are you barefoot? 5'6"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope.
3. Do you own a gun? No. Really against owning a gun, since I'm bipolar and occasionally suicidal.
4. Been to Rehab? 6 weeks in the funny farm was for being nuts, NOT being on drugs.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? Despite being married for over a year, the in-laws still unnerve me a bit.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? I really only like gas station hot dogs. That skin they get from sitting there on the rollers is great.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song? "Carol of the Bells", followed closely by "Santa's Creepy Secret" by Orgy
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, but Ken has to make it. When I make coffee, it's crap comparatively.
9. Do you do push-ups? Occasionally. Kinda hard on the hernia, strangely.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy? Once.
11. Are you vegetarian? Tried it. Got to be a boring, expensive pain-in-the-ass. Resulted in a SEVERE 8-week chicken-finger obsession.
12. Do you like painkillers? Oh yeah.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Humor/Down-to-earthness
14. Do you own a knife? Yup. Nicest one is a short sword with mermaids on it that hangs on the office wall.
15. Do you have A.D.D.? Nah, I just get bored with stuff and like shiny things. I'm actually a raccoon.
16.Date Of Birth? May 12th. I recommend you start shopping now: http:www.thinkgeek.com
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: My head hurts a little bit. I'm really not in the mood for the sleeping pill I took to kick in, even though it's past bedtime. Need to remember to glance at MySpace.
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought? $99 worth of groceries, cigarettes, 3 new pair of pants for my mom.
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink: coffee, diet coke, iced tea, diet root beer, wine.
20. What time did you wake up today? 11:30am, but didn't get to sleep really until almost 6am.
21. Current hair? Brown with bleach streaks DESPARATELY in need of a touch-up.
22. Current worry? Money, and my mom's mental health.
23. Current hate? The proprietary software we use at work and the people who are supposed to make sure it functions.
24. Favorite place to be? Bed. ...preferably in Los Angeles.
25. Least favorite places to be? The Freeway.
26. Where would you like to go? Bed. (I also REALLY wanna take my mom to Ireland. It's her only real wish in life. I've never been interested in traveling much.)
27. Do you own slippers? Yes, I do. They are super tie-dyed piggies that won me a contest at my last job. So awesome.
28. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? God-willing, I will be self-employed with my art (BUY THE TSHIRTS, PEOPLE!), living in a cute little house in Santa Monica, CA.
29. Do you burn or tan? tan
30. Last thing you ate? 4 Oreos
31. Would you be a pirate? Nah. Too accident prone.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink? Ken's parents came over for fondue on Friday. We finished off 3 bottles of wine in as many hours.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower? Gin Blossoms and Death Cab for Cutie
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? House fire. Actually slept with clothes on (including shoes) for most of a year.
36. Last thing that made you laugh? Watching Ken watch the "You Got Served" episode of South Park. He always just loses it watching that, and it's funny to watch him laugh so hard.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child? Flannel with a teddy bear print
38. Worst Injury? I'd say my stomach surgery. If that doesn't count as an "injury", I dunno. Other than overdoing it at the gym, I don't really hurt myself much.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house? One, that we spend waaaay too much time watching.
41. Your Loudest Friend? Probably Al.
42. Who is your most silent friend? Ben.
43. Does Anyone You Know Have a Crush on You? I dunno, but I'd be quite flattered if anyone did.
44. Do you wish on stars? Used to do that all the time. Not so much anymore.
45. What is your favorite book? (Don't Laugh at me!) Since I read it when I was 12, "Lightning" by Dean Koontz has been my favorite book.
46. What is your favorite candy? Probably Whatchamacallit...it's like a carmel, peanut butter rice krispy treat covered in chocolate
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding? Ken re-wrote the lyrics to Champagne High by Sister Hazel for our wedding song.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral? If Ken outlives me, he better write me somethin'. Otherwise, maybe Island in the Sun by Weezer. Just so mellow and happy.
49. What were you doing 12AM last night? Watching TV.
50. Do you love someone? Yes.