Stop in the name of fun

[coquillagement]

1. Just watched Star Trek with the boys = still completely awesome. Really.

2. Luke and his band are getting serious. They decided they need to post flyers to recruit a singer.

Must be able to sing
Must be able to sing well
Must be able to dance like axel rose
Must be able to hit good notes
Must be able to trash amps
Must be able to pay for new amps
Must be able to give band money
Must be able to swing microphone
Must have clean police record (Indictments are accepted)
Must have rich parents
Must be totally awesome
Must have attitude (not too much though)
Must be fine with us always having our way
Must not take over band
Must not name band after self
Must have tattoos everywhere
Must be around the age of a teenager
Must be able to take a hit
Must be okay with being kicked out after giving us money

I'll keep a copy of this to give to "Behind the Music" after they hit it big.