To each of my friends, comrades, and former students: ...thanks. All of you.

[And for those closest to him (includes all Konoha nin), to show his gratitude he's gifting you each with something very dear to him--a piece of his prized literary collection *cough*smut. Of course...he'll want those books back once the curse wears off, but he means every ( Read more... )

[A large, white dog appears on the screen and gives his ears a quick shake before emitting a series of low growls and whines.]

Translation: Again? Not that it can't be worse. I could do without the fleas.

[Has turned to gnaw an itch on his side.]

Doggy Edit: Can someone let my comrade out of her room? Someone with hands, please.

Obito?     Rin?

...What is this place?

I don't see them. Are they alright? Maybe it worked. Maybe they made it out alive...

[ ooc : After Uchiha Obito said the famous line "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who don't care about their teammates are worse than trash" and left to rescue their captured teammate, Rin, Kakashi was left behind ( Read more... )

( I'm having flashbacks )

Aah... Rin? Sensei? I'm going to have to pass on training until I can keep my clothes on. Technically, I could just use a henge to give myself some 'clothes', but even so... I'd rather not.

Captain Namikaze, unless you think the One Piece is going to come find us, we need to be heading out of this port soon.

[ooc : Kakashi is a random pirate from the One Piece-verse. ...Do we even have a One Piece crew here?]

I don't like this place.

Sensei, let's go home.

I thought the whole point of being a scarecrow was to keep the crows away...

Strange. I keep getting this strong urge to say something completely--

I LOVE MY TEAMMATES, past and present.

[FZppttzzzcrkkk-....]

Aahh, shit! My eye--

Why is it--

[crackle]

Sah-sakura, are you alright??