Why work when I can do this...

[copiecat]

It seems as though the joyous empitome of youthful memory, our own librainiac, has once again stirred up some fond childhood tidbits that have been gathering layers of dust in the abandoned reference section of my brain. Her posting about the Burger King "King" secretly being Prince Adam's Daddy Dukes has led to a massive comment thread and discussion about He-Man and She-Ra . Feeling a little behind on my She-Ra knowledge, I have used valuable company time to come up with a lovely chart picturing all of the "human" She-Ra action figures.


Characters are, left to right, top to bottom, as follows:

• She-Ra (had her)
• Entrapta (don't remember her, but sneakily think that I had her)
• Flutterina (never had her)
• Mermista (never had her)
• Perfuma (don't remember having her, but might have)
• Catra (had her; kicked She-Ra's ass frequently)
• Bow (Fag, never had him)
• Frosta (made daddy draw me a paper version becuase mommy wouldn't buy her for me)
• Castaspella (totally had her!)
• Double Trouble (again, had a paper cut out daddy drew.  Her character always made me feel dirty for some reason.)
• Glimmer (had her)
• Angella (never had her)
• Spinerella (never heard of her)
• Netossa (never heard of her)
• Peekablue (might have dreamed I had her, but never really did)
• Sweet Bee (never had her)

Those are just the big ones.  Other characters included:

• Kowl, the owl
• Loo-kie, the whatever the fuck he was
• Madame Raz, the old bumbling witch
• Shadow Weaver, the evil chick in the hood
• Clawdeen, Catra's giant cat
• Storm, Catra's horse
• Enchanta, She-Ra's giant swan (had her)
• Swiftwind/Spirit, She-Ra/Adora's horse (had her)
• Arrow, Bow's horse
• Sundancer, Sweet Bee's horse
• And some scorpion chick that I don't remember at all

Is everyone's memory refreshed?