SuperHouse at the Red Eyed Fly
Dear (Your Name Here),
WHEEEEEE!
SuperHouse tonight. Red Eyed Fly 9:30 PM.
All ages. I heard they're really good. And by "they're" I mean "we're". And by "heard" I mean "prophesized". And by "I" I mean "God". And by "good" I mean... "photogenic and sexy".
So come on down and get sezy wit us.
-Doug
WHEEEEEE!
SuperHouse tonight. Red Eyed Fly 9:30 PM.
All ages. I heard they're really good. And by "they're" I mean "we're". And by "heard" I mean "prophesized". And by "I" I mean "God". And by "good" I mean... "photogenic and sexy".
So come on down and get sezy wit us.
-Doug