Because Irene > Awesomeness ^_^
Irene never did quite remember exactly why the cake had an extention cord in the first place, however her kettle felt rather lonely and, in a fit of rage, subsequently tied a cannonball to said cake and dropped into the sea. That is after the kettle discovered it had, in fact, electrocuted itself. Tea was never quite the same really...
Happy birthday Matie :3