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[coolbowtie]

[If you've seen the Doctor lately, you might notice that he's acting a bit strange. He's abandoned his electronic workings and is instead outside mowing his lawn, no longer wearing tweed and a bowtie, wearing jeans instead. So basically acting normal, but for him that's strange. It's obvious to anyone knows him is that he's droned

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[lotuslife]

[well, first she was going to slap you for getting droned, and then she was going to slap you for being droned for nine months, but now she's going to slap you for both of those things and also getting married to Marilyn fucking Monroe. saved Christmas? saved the universe? DO YOU THINK VIETNAM CARES ABOUT THOSE THINGS...

well, a bit but

she is torn between being overjoyed that he's back and really pissed off. and, with Viet, 'pissed off' always wins out in the end. so she'll catch him somewhere downtown, and he'll suddenly find a rifle pressed between his shoulderblades. hey, isn't that cool!! she figured out how to unjam it.]

[coolbowtie]

[Raises his hands above his head in the "I surrender pose"]

You figured out how to unjam it, I see.

[lotuslife]

No thanking to you. [now's not the time to correct her English, okay.] Turn around.

[coolbowtie]

[He does turn around and when he does, he's grinning like a madman, both from amusement at her attempts at English and just.. to see her again. It's a beautiful thing]

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[lotuslife]

[NOT SMILING there is no such thing as smiling!!! ...oh god she's trying so hard not to smile back and it's difficult! because this is serious! and he's not taking it seriously oh god fuck your ego, Doctor. she somehow manages to keep a straight face.]

...

[lotuslife]

Did...

[she begins her sentence, but almost just as soon stops.]

[lotuslife]

[she can't really be angry, and it's obvious. it's not like anyone has any control over whether or not they enter or exit Mayfield. she knows that. she'd be naive to think otherwise. naive to have been surprised or worried at all.

what if he hadn't come back, though?]

[lotuslife]

[she nudges him in the collarbone with the rifle.] You didn't even bring me back that space whale, did you.

[coolbowtie]

[He keeps his hands up, still grinning. It's hard to resist the urge to hug her, but he knows how she gets in these moods]

Well, I tried to contact him, but he was a bit busy. Has a whole spaceship to cart around! Maybe I'll try again in a few centuries.

[lotuslife]

Stupid. Stupid, useless, unfaithful- thấy gớm-! [stand right here while she berates you, okay]

[coolbowtie]

[Okay, he'll take it for a bit]

Oi! Unfaithful?! Where did you get that from?

[lotuslife]

[in what is pretty much the poorest imitation of a British accent ever (it sounds French):]

'I also got married to Marilyn Monroe'.

[coolbowtie]

[Okay, snort of laughter at her accent and then he straightens up, trying to be serious]

Never said I wanted to marry her! It just sort of happened and then I... ran away.

1/2

[lotuslife]

Ah, well, if you did not actually want to marry h-

[lotuslife]

[>ran away

okay so she may be full of yandere jealousy but

DOCTOR YOU WOULD LEAVE A WOMAN AT THE ALTAR??? even one that America loves??]

AIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU COWARD!!!!! [tossing her rifle back over her shoulder and trying to make a swing at him with her fist.]

[coolbowtie]

[akjfdkafa dodging! Or trying to. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GIRLS]

What? First you're cross with me because I married her and now you're cross because I didn't want to?! Make up your mind!