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[36] c'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Dec 11, 2011 00:02

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night; is_an_island December 11 2011, 11:11:15 UTC

I think I can nearly feel my retinas bursting into flames. [look who got out the wrong side of

life

it's mr. scrooge]

coolbowtie December 12 2011, 04:28:55 UTC

But it's brilliant, isn't it!

[He looks so happy Engwand.]

is_an_island December 12 2011, 04:37:06 UTC

I can feel the lives of a thousand lightbulbs being sacrificed for this gaudy ornamental.

Is this going to be up long? Occasionally, people might feel the need to sleep.

coolbowtie December 12 2011, 20:53:14 UTC

Sleep. Bah, overrated and overused.

[Sniffs and shoves a Santa hat on England.]

[1/2] is_an_island December 12 2011, 21:49:01 UTC

You may be insomniac, but I-

[what

what is this

what is this monstrosity HIS FACE IS TURNING THREE SHADES OF RED]

is_an_island December 12 2011, 21:49:15 UTC

Is this Hell?

coolbowtie December 12 2011, 22:00:05 UTC

Happy Christmas England.

is_an_island December 12 2011, 22:16:35 UTC

[harumphing and pulling the hat lower] Happy Christmas, you blasted fool.

What's got you so jolly this season?

coolbowtie December 12 2011, 22:19:10 UTC

Do I need a reason? Tis the season after all and I much prefer being jolly to being grumpy, don't you?

[wrapping an arm around him.]

is_an_island December 12 2011, 22:21:06 UTC

If you wanted to choke me into jolliness, you'll need to do a better job than that. [eyeing him suspiciously]

I'm going to ask you a serious question, and I demand a serious answer. Are you Santa?

coolbowtie December 12 2011, 22:52:59 UTC

No. But I've met him once or twice, we're quite the team.

is_an_island December 12 2011, 22:54:42 UTC

That bowl full of jelly must shake in that time machine of yours...

So you're expecting gifts from him this year, then.

coolbowtie December 13 2011, 01:51:49 UTC

...I doubt he can make it all the way out here. But presents aren't the best part of Christmas at all, so I'm not too distraught.

is_an_island December 13 2011, 01:57:19 UTC

Is Finland not around? I see...

Don't tell me you think the lights are the "best part of Christmas." You'll be taking these down before they blind us all.

coolbowtie December 13 2011, 02:00:04 UTC

...No! No, no, no! I am not taking them down! They're brilliant and rather difficult to set up, so they're staying!

is_an_island December 13 2011, 02:01:36 UTC

They're horrendous and they look like a colossal headache in Christmas light form.

I still don't see why you're so chipper about the whole ordeal. What good has ever come from Christmas?

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