11:28 pm - Dec. 21, 2006

Dec 31, 2006 23:58

Last two minutes of 2006

Final post of the year - See you next year ...

For my Democrat friends - Please accept with no obligation, implied or
implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year
2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in
the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the
wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as
stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at
the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent
holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

For My Republican Friends - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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