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Jul 02, 2005 22:31

i've another hot new hairstyle and two whole fists filled with dollars this time.
so fucking far, i'm spending my Saturday night at my parents' house, using a warm, moist cottonball to stimulate the anus of my new kitten, found last night behind the vending machines in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

i don't really know about caring for newborns of any sort.
the kitten hasn't "eliminated" anything since i've had him.
also, he can't seem to use his hindlegs at all, though he has to be at least 3 weeks old.
the LSU clinic wants to charge me $400 down tonight before even looking at him.
baton rouge's 24-hour animal clinic doesn't want a visit unless it's an "actual emergency" and when i suggested that it could possibly be, "stimulate the anus. click!" was once again the solution.
even my most trusted confidante's (read: "beneficial" friend/only person i see on a regular basis) suggestion was "put it in a plastic bag and drop it off."
any suggestions or consideration would be helpful.

unfortunately, nobody reads this = gives a fuck.

anyway.
mmm, july.
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