The Freshmen -15
You know it's bad when you wake up in your dorm, covered in sweat. Not just covered, but drenched.
It's nearly 84 degrees outside, but in these cramped rooms, you could say it's about 90.
There's nothing wrong with the building, it's a cool place, these are cool dorms. But, waking up in a river of your own body is so not sweet.
How can you gain weight your Freshmen year if you're sweating it all away?
The windows don't even open in the room. Likely for fear that someone would jump out. Curse you suicidal kids, ruining it for everyone else.
Bet you could collect all the sweat from Ball Hall - only from last night - and fill an Olympic Pool with it.
Isn't sweat just like urine, without the urea in it? Fun.