"Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting."
~Dr. Seuss

Chris Semple has a new favourite phrase he just learned: "Ha ha only serious."

What's the difference between Adult and Children's literature? Adult: "You can never go home." Children's: "You can eventually go home."

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"i dont fuck with no heavy water. in fact, i try to make a general policy of avoiding anything that sounds like a normal element with a seemingly innocuous adjective attached.
            -Daniel

There are a pile of box lids underneath my bed. They're from this local calzone delivery place, D.P. Dough. One day I plan to paste these all across the walls of a fat camp right before the kids all arrive. Yes, yes it is delicious, but don't you have some weight to lose?

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"Boyfriends are strange, mythical creatures, similar to manticores and hobgoblins. I've heard they exist, I've seen paintings and read stories. I may have even killed a few in my favorite RPG's. I just have yet to encounter one in reality."
     -Kaydria

"Look, all I'm saying is that if the government has its cock up my ass, then that means the terrorists have no ass to stick their cock in.  Security is tight."

"This too shall pass."

Me: Ah yes, I remember teething.
Alexis: You do?
Me: I distinctly remember the feeling of it.  *thinks a moment* I quietly suffered through teething.
Alexis: Chris, you never suffer quietly.

Himey: I'm high on about 20 hits of life right now.