chaun's mental breakdown at taco bell.....a good laugh for all...
chaun went to Taco Bell and ordered the "grilled stuff burritto".....and those things are PACKED...so he got reallly excited watching them make it..stuffing it with all sorts of great ingredients: tomatos, chicken, lettuce, rice, beans...it was a masterpiece....so then they put it in the oven and after it was done took it out...and it was so big it unraveled and fell on the floor in a lump.....and chaun was sad but was ok with it thinking "they will just make me a new one"....
but then...when they made the second one they only put half the ingredients in it...afraid that it couldnt take the heat again and might fall apart again....so it wasnt as magnificent...
and chaun ate it soo sad....relating to his burrito.....watching as it was born with potential and special talents and so full of life and possibility..and then going through the heat of the oven...or the heat of life...and making it thorugh only to fall apart because it cant handle all of its ingredients..so then it goes to rehab and is rebuilt...but this time with only half of what it use to have...its the only way it can survive the oven...and is served not as the great burrito it was meant to be...but as a pathetic "after rehab version" of it
and i called him while he was eating it..and i could tell something was wrong and so i asked and he screamed on the phone "I AM HAVING A BURRITO SITUATION HERE!!!"
dont worry chaun im the 7 layer burrito right behind you that can no longer pile my layers so neatly on top of each other...i feel ive lost a few ingredients here and there and perhaps O.D.ed on a few others...
but then...when they made the second one they only put half the ingredients in it...afraid that it couldnt take the heat again and might fall apart again....so it wasnt as magnificent...
and chaun ate it soo sad....relating to his burrito.....watching as it was born with potential and special talents and so full of life and possibility..and then going through the heat of the oven...or the heat of life...and making it thorugh only to fall apart because it cant handle all of its ingredients..so then it goes to rehab and is rebuilt...but this time with only half of what it use to have...its the only way it can survive the oven...and is served not as the great burrito it was meant to be...but as a pathetic "after rehab version" of it
and i called him while he was eating it..and i could tell something was wrong and so i asked and he screamed on the phone "I AM HAVING A BURRITO SITUATION HERE!!!"
dont worry chaun im the 7 layer burrito right behind you that can no longer pile my layers so neatly on top of each other...i feel ive lost a few ingredients here and there and perhaps O.D.ed on a few others...