Warning: holiday cynicism ahead
11:02am. Mom's mom arrives, bringing with her her yappy little meatloaf/floor mop/Ewok dog, Bailey.
11:32am. Dad's parents arrive. Dad's mom is enchanted by the dog. Apparently he is 'precious'.
11:46am. Dad's mom compliments mom's mom's wig. They talk about wine for a very long time. There's so much jargon that it is
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