i just had to and i'm glad i did

[congenital]

this is DEAD on!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Allison!

1. The fingerprints of Allison are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Allison would be as small as a pea.
3. Allison is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
4. Allison can turn her stomach inside out.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Allison.
6. During severe windstorms, Allison may sway several feet to either side.
7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Allison.
8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Allison.
9. Allison can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
10. Allison can sleep with one eye open!