poultry... fuck

[confusingwizard]

I'm handling a lot of slimy chicken breasts lately (with rib meat, may contain 1% retained water). I think I'm washing my hands and all surfaces that the chicken comes in contact with thoroughly enough, but I can't shake the feeling that Salmonella has already found purchase somewhere in my gastric depths. Just contemplating the number of potential

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[sto43]

Interesting how "salmonella" has the word "salmon" in it and it comes from chicken.

What have you been up to, sir?

[confusingwizard]

I like to think of salmonella as two words, a first and last name. Sal Monella. Like some fat Italian neighbor that always wears the same white, stained tank top and sometimes peers in your window while you dress/undress regardless of your sex. You know... he just wants to see something.

I've been up to the same shittt, except more chicken handling and... less smoking.

[sto43]

I like the name idea. I went to OKC with my mom and aunt this weekend, and we talked a lot about names. My mom seems to think that Larson is a good name for a girl, but it reminds me of a piece of meat because of Tyson meats. Huh, every "of" in that sentence was seperated by two words.

Well, good to hear about less smoking and more chicken handling. I've been thinking a lot about last winter and such lately, and I miss our sweet hang outs at the river wrapped up in blanket trying not to freeze to death. Let me know if you ever want to hang out again. It'd be nice to catch up.

[istvanmatis]

my favorite wikipedia article:

Real life: the experience of a person when time is not being spend on leisure or recreational activities, especially when such time is spent off of the computer or Internet

[pomo_drunkard]

I was disappointed to open a post with this title and learn that it was not, in fact, about fucking chickens.

False advertising! You should be ashamed of yourself!

[confusingwizard]

the ellipsis denotes a pause and the "fuck" is to be read with a sort of distraught, worried tone and shake of the head. knawhatimean?

sorry to get your hopes up

[pomo_drunkard]

I figured. But it _could_ have meant hesitation on revealing such a private part of yourself.

Back in the Midwest, in my college town, a guy was arrested for avisodomy (from "avi-" meaning "bird," and "sodomy" meaning "owww owww owww owww owww"). Specifically with a chicken.

This was not me, incidentally. But I've never forgotten it.

[confusingwizard]

i would think the chicken would be clawing the guy's balls so much it wouldn't be enjoyable

[ex_nominal]

"Capons (castrated cocks) produce more and fattier meat than normal cocks."