poultry... fuck

[confusingwizard]

I'm handling a lot of slimy chicken breasts lately (with rib meat, may contain 1% retained water). I think I'm washing my hands and all surfaces that the chicken comes in contact with thoroughly enough, but I can't shake the feeling that Salmonella has already found purchase somewhere in my gastric depths. Just contemplating the number of potential

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[pomo_drunkard]

I was disappointed to open a post with this title and learn that it was not, in fact, about fucking chickens.

False advertising! You should be ashamed of yourself!

[confusingwizard]

the ellipsis denotes a pause and the "fuck" is to be read with a sort of distraught, worried tone and shake of the head. knawhatimean?

sorry to get your hopes up

[pomo_drunkard]

I figured. But it _could_ have meant hesitation on revealing such a private part of yourself.

Back in the Midwest, in my college town, a guy was arrested for avisodomy (from "avi-" meaning "bird," and "sodomy" meaning "owww owww owww owww owww"). Specifically with a chicken.

This was not me, incidentally. But I've never forgotten it.

[confusingwizard]

i would think the chicken would be clawing the guy's balls so much it wouldn't be enjoyable

[so_anchorless]

'ts why you hold it upside down, by the legs; then all it can really do is fan your face with its wings, which I imagine would be pretty enjoyable...

...come to a kw meeting...

[confusingwizard]

i'm coming to kingwood this afternoon, what's your number? i'm probably going to go to the 8 pm CA meeting at the kw club

[so_anchorless]

281 813 4713

i might be at the 6:30, and definately the 8