68 - voice (backdated to Sunday)
[ Someone clears his throat, takes a breath, and-- ]
... I'm not reading this. It's ridiculous.
It's not ridiculous! I thought long and hard about the proper thing to say.
Then you read it! Everyone knows that you have no shame, so it'll sound normal coming from you!
Come now, you haven't even read half of our statement.
[ lengthy space of dead air in which Clef coughs and clears his throat a few times, clearly stalling. ]
[ stage-whispers: ] Are you a--
I KNOW!
Well, you weren't saying anything.
[ SIGH. Turns the recording volume up - might as well get this over with. ]
... Are you a damsel? Are you - or have you recently been - in distress?
Do you anticipate being in distress anytime soon? Of course you do!
This is completely--
Then, um... we're the campus detectives! So it's our job to-- I can't even read this, what is this even
We'll make you not a damsel anymore!
Distress-- distress!
No way I'm changing it now! That was an improvement-- [ the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc: Purple is Clef, blue is Eriol. Affected by the genre switch curse - they think they're something similar to the CLAMP Campus Detectives. |D ]
... I'm not reading this. It's ridiculous.
It's not ridiculous! I thought long and hard about the proper thing to say.
Then you read it! Everyone knows that you have no shame, so it'll sound normal coming from you!
Come now, you haven't even read half of our statement.
[ lengthy space of dead air in which Clef coughs and clears his throat a few times, clearly stalling. ]
[ stage-whispers: ] Are you a--
I KNOW!
Well, you weren't saying anything.
[ SIGH. Turns the recording volume up - might as well get this over with. ]
... Are you a damsel? Are you - or have you recently been - in distress?
Do you anticipate being in distress anytime soon? Of course you do!
This is completely--
Then, um... we're the campus detectives! So it's our job to-- I can't even read this, what is this even
We'll make you not a damsel anymore!
Distress-- distress!
No way I'm changing it now! That was an improvement-- [ the feed cuts out. ]
[ ooc: Purple is Clef, blue is Eriol. Affected by the genre switch curse - they think they're something similar to the CLAMP Campus Detectives. |D ]